Skywarp gets sent to help rainmakers. Acidstorm has things in his lab that can make stuff go boom- obviously, this is the best place to be. Eventually, Acidstorm goes to his non-trine bro, Sunstorm.
"TAKE HIM. TAKE HIM TAKE HIM TAKE HIM."
Sunstorm is delighted to educate a fresh diciple. A few hours later, he decides Primus is testing him. this is a test, and he will pass damnit!
Then Skywarp gets drunk on holy highgrade after disappearing during mass. If this is a test, it is not courtesy of Primus.
Acidstrom and Sunstorm and Starscream have a massive seeker bitch fit over who has current custody of Skywarp. Megatron and Shockwave don't care, as they are *busy* catching up. With terrible things.
Ends with TC having to keep Warp on one of those leashes for 4 year olds who like to wander off.
Oh god this cheered me up from my terrible mood more than you can imagine. :D
Poor TC...He tries to convince people Skywarp is perfectly mature and just has a jokester streak, but he makes it so goddamn hard.
The seekers are almost ready to just hand him over to non-seeker kind. They don't want to be associated anymore.
Megatron and Shockwave don't care, as they are *busy* catching up. With terrible things.
YOU MEAN THE SEXY BONDAGE WITH DOMINATRIXWAVE? There is nothing terrible about two mechs expressing their love for one another in the form of whips and chains and leather.
Just one problem. Where does Astrotrain's abortion fit into all this?
It happened a very, very long time- went through a galaxy far, far away, that morphed it, changed its shape, altered its being. Capable of bending time and space, it required a new from... a place to belong. Something familiar, but not like the beings that spawned it.
Skywarp doesn't remember a damn thing. Skywarp just happened.
Happy to have made your day a bit better. :)
He tries to convince people Skywarp is perfectly mature and just has a jokester streak, but he makes it so goddamn hard.
Oh just you wait. That's been in my head for months, on my comics to do list. School's almost out, so something along those lines should hopefully crop up soon. Hoho ho.
I was wondering how they'd get around the teleporting issue. That'd do it. Skywarp's gonna feel so dumb when he realises its held together with one of those pinch buckles.
Starscream and Acid Storm could stop bitching long enough to work on this just for the occasion. It seems worth it. They can just PRETEND to build something just to fool Skywarp, at any rate.
"In this leash is installed a device that disables your teleportation drive, don't even try." "But HOW-" "Science." "I hate you guys." /doesn't even attempt it
Skywarp gets sent to help rainmakers. Acidstorm has things in his lab that can make stuff go boom- obviously, this is the best place to be. Eventually, Acidstorm goes to his non-trine bro, Sunstorm.
"TAKE HIM. TAKE HIM TAKE HIM TAKE HIM."
Sunstorm is delighted to educate a fresh diciple. A few hours later, he decides Primus is testing him. this is a test, and he will pass damnit!
Then Skywarp gets drunk on holy highgrade after disappearing during mass. If this is a test, it is not courtesy of Primus.
Acidstrom and Sunstorm and Starscream have a massive seeker bitch fit over who has current custody of Skywarp. Megatron and Shockwave don't care, as they are *busy* catching up. With terrible things.
Ends with TC having to keep Warp on one of those leashes for 4 year olds who like to wander off.
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Poor TC...He tries to convince people Skywarp is perfectly mature and just has a jokester streak, but he makes it so goddamn hard.
The seekers are almost ready to just hand him over to non-seeker kind. They don't want to be associated anymore.
Megatron and Shockwave don't care, as they are *busy* catching up. With terrible things.
YOU MEAN THE SEXY BONDAGE WITH DOMINATRIXWAVE? There is nothing terrible about two mechs expressing their love for one another in the form of whips and chains and leather.
Just one problem. Where does Astrotrain's abortion fit into all this?
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It happened a very, very long time- went through a galaxy far, far away, that morphed it, changed its shape, altered its being. Capable of bending time and space, it required a new from... a place to belong. Something familiar, but not like the beings that spawned it.
Skywarp doesn't remember a damn thing. Skywarp just happened.
Happy to have made your day a bit better. :)
He tries to convince people Skywarp is perfectly mature and just has a jokester streak, but he makes it so goddamn hard.
Oh just you wait. That's been in my head for months, on my comics to do list. School's almost out, so something along those lines should hopefully crop up soon. Hoho ho.
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No, wait, that is just even more confusing.
Poor Skywarp :( It's not his fault his brain is composed of butterflies.
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(And the last line on the other hand needs to be drawn)
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I was wondering how they'd get around the teleporting issue. That'd do it. Skywarp's gonna feel so dumb when he realises its held together with one of those pinch buckles.
YOU RUIN ALL THE FUN TC. ALL THE FUN.
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"In this leash is installed a device that disables your teleportation drive, don't even try."
"But HOW-"
"Science."
"I hate you guys." /doesn't even attempt it
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He whines that they wouldn't do that to him, but they so would.
Better safe than sorry.
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"And then...well."
"You'll never be able to push anyone down the stairs again."
Skywarp: D:
"EVER."
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