Stolen from Antepathy~
List your top ten (10) favorite characters from a single fandom, and answer the following questions.
- shockwave
- megatron
- thundercracker
- knock out
- acid storm
- astrotrain
- starscream
- sunstorm
- optimus prime
- skywarp
I used a randomizer for the order to minimize any bias
Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?
(Acid Storm/Skywarp) No, and I find the thought terrifying. Just imagine: Skywarp messing up experiments, talking about random bullshit...Acid Storm crying inside.
Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?
This hot:
Imo that's pretty hot as far as fictional characters go.
Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?
(Edit: I read this wrong when I answered, I misread the question just as "if six got pregnant." I'm leaving it as is)
Well he already carries tons of passengers, so I doubt he'd be bothered. I have a feeling he'd drop them off at the nearest stop if you catch my drift.
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Hate the Dark, uhh several oneshots. It's Prime, he's in everything even if it's not directly about him.
Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?
(Megatron and Starscream) WELL THAT'S HARD TO SAY. They'd certainly make a dysfunctional one, that's for sure. I'm not sure I can see them having a permanent monogamous relationship. In canon they're at each others' throats constantly and I think that lends itself to them having a passionate relationship, but not a loving one.
Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine?
WE'RE FLIPPIN OVER TO TFP GEAR. Sorry Sunstorm, I have no idea how you'd fit into that universe. Even so, Knock Out is definitely a bigger fan of Trucks than Jets, and considering he finds Optimus quite attractive in canon...yup, have to go with Prime/KO. I don't think it'd be consensual as much as KO tying him up to have his way with his sweet rims.
Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?
(sunstorm/thundercracker) Everyone would be confused. Skywarp would just want threesomes.
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction?
Isn't 6 already pregnant? Megatron must be the father. LET'S MAKE A SHITTY FF.NET SUMMARY YEAAAAH
Summary: When asked to give Megatron a ride, Astrotrain didn't know what he was getting into. Now he's carrying his child and doesn't know what to do. mpreg noncon torture abortion.
Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
(Skywarp/Knockout) I have to say...no. If there is: ....why?
Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
(Shockwave/Acid Storm) "4 Million Years Alone on Cybertron"
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?
(Thundercracker/Starstream) Well I'm okay with TC/Warp/SS, so I guess they've just hung out for so long that they're close. It'd probably be about their daily life in the war and how they deal with it. I'm bad at plot ideas; there's a reason I don't write :'[
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash?
7 het....DEFINITELY NOT. Even people I know that like het seem to be against it with Starscream. I'm of the same opinion tbh. He doesn't interact with any females favorably, so all het about him tends to be OCs and ick. 9 slash, definitely. 9 WITH 7 in fact. I've somehow collected all the OP/SS people on my list, and I know who to blame.
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?
Huuuurm. Let's see...It's Prime. He's old and overdramatic.
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This is a song I like from a cd that tells a story about a war. This is the last song of the album, about after the end of the war, and the people picking up the pieces, so to speak. I think that fits Prime. Also the cd has a made up language in it and I guess that slightly fits the alienish (even if they were going for fantasy).
Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?
(Meg/TC/Astrotrain) Fuck Astrotrain is just Megatron's whore on this thing, isn't he? Let's go with drug use as a warning. 'Cause they'd have to be prettttttty drunk.
Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five?
(sunstorm on acid storm) "Want to know what it's like to face Primus?"
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.
"Son of Primus stranded on this decrepit planet, I come to you with the Message of Primus to ease your weary Spark."
Skywarp started as the seeker came up behind him, seemingly out of nowhere. Perturbed, he stared openly at the newcomer. He looked almost exactly like Starscream, but with a dissimilar paintjob, and a shimmering aura about him. Also different was the face. Anatomically it was identical, but it bore none of the years of treachery and anxiety that Starscream had imprinted permanently in his expression. Instead was an almost child-like innocence of inexperience, as if running on base programming personality traits. The kind of expression that Skywarp loved to break in Autobots. In a Decepticon, he just found it funny.
"Who are you?" he grunted.
"Sunstorm, prophet of Primus. I am here to spread the Covenant. For if--"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Look, I'm not stupid. Swindle tried to sell me stuff too, and I'm not falling for it."
"My brother in Primus, I think you misunderstand. You see--"
"Hey," he said on a whim, "do you want to go get some high grade and try to glue Frenzy to the new doomsday device Scrapper is working on?"
"..E..Excuse me?"
"Come on, it'll be great," he continued, ignoring Sunstorm's objections. "I could use you as a flashlight."
"I think I have to go now. The Word doesn't spread itself, you know."
"Nah, you're coming with me. We're gonna be buds, right?" He said, no room for arguments. He steered the young seeker in the direction of the Constructicon's territory, intent on making the fullest of his new friendship.
Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex?
(Megatron/Shockwave with Stascream seeing)
"I KNEW IT. YOU'RE MEGATRON'S LITTLE BITCH."
Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together?
(Knockout/Shockwave) Well then. First, there would have to be a TFP Shockwave (which I hope there will be). Then he'd have to be an automobile of some sort, preferably a large truck. From there it wouldn't take much. Except Knockout might begrudge the optic, but I'm sure if it's big enugh for him to see his own reflection in, he won't oppose too much.
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Is there anyone who doesn't read seven slash?
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Uhh...I think? I know there's a small following for thundercracker/arcee from some comic, but I'm not sure if anyone I know likes it.
Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one?
EVERYONE DRAWS/WRITES SHOCKWAVE. How can you not like that adorable bastard. He's so pathetic. Jibu does, deathzero has before, ocelli has, shiome has...everyone is all about Shocky.
Q22 - Would you write two/four/five?
(Megatron/Acidstorm/KO) No, because that would be weird and make me feel weird.
Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sound effect rather than spoken...but BAMF as he accidentally warps and whoever he's with is left with blue balls.
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five?
When I was rereading one of ocelli's fics about AS/SS.
Q25 - What is six's secret kink?
He fucks the trains.
Q26 - Would one shag nine?
Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top?
Well hmm. I'm totally apathetic so I say they take turns.