conspiracy time!
this is a hilarious read: discoverthenetwork.org.
you hear about the vast right-wing conspiracy to turn america into Main Street USA minus the gays and the jews, but the Right (post-mccarthy) generally assumes the left is too stupid, lazy or disorganized to form a giant, heinz-Red Network. now things have changed! here we can see actual terrorist supporters side by side with people who are included in the network for donating to moveon.org. dammit, they've uncovered our scheme! head for the hills!
here are some of my favorite transgressions, sins against the Man big enough to be included in the network:
-jim wallis of sojourners magazine has the audacity to "claim that God is 'neither a Republican nor a Democrat'"
-roger ebert, the film critic, "Claims that George W. Bush stole the 2000 Presidential election"!
-garrison keiller (prairie home companion): "Bestselling author of numerous books, including Homegrown Democrat (2004) which demonizes Republicans as being inherently mean-spirited and uncaring"
-and all of the above are in league with a mohammed atta, who apparently "Was aboard the first plane to crash into the World Trade Center on 9/11." castro is in the same column ("totalitarian radicals"), along with the very incarnation of evil, the anti-christ himself, ward churchill.
great way to spend an afternoon, though.
you hear about the vast right-wing conspiracy to turn america into Main Street USA minus the gays and the jews, but the Right (post-mccarthy) generally assumes the left is too stupid, lazy or disorganized to form a giant, heinz-Red Network. now things have changed! here we can see actual terrorist supporters side by side with people who are included in the network for donating to moveon.org. dammit, they've uncovered our scheme! head for the hills!
here are some of my favorite transgressions, sins against the Man big enough to be included in the network:
-jim wallis of sojourners magazine has the audacity to "claim that God is 'neither a Republican nor a Democrat'"
-roger ebert, the film critic, "Claims that George W. Bush stole the 2000 Presidential election"!
-garrison keiller (prairie home companion): "Bestselling author of numerous books, including Homegrown Democrat (2004) which demonizes Republicans as being inherently mean-spirited and uncaring"
-and all of the above are in league with a mohammed atta, who apparently "Was aboard the first plane to crash into the World Trade Center on 9/11." castro is in the same column ("totalitarian radicals"), along with the very incarnation of evil, the anti-christ himself, ward churchill.
great way to spend an afternoon, though.