So, today, apparently, was Gimp Arm Day at Ikea. I recall seeing an ad in the local paper advertising all people with mutated arms would receive 10% off their entire purchase today at Ikea. There was a 'Welcome Irregular Guests!' banner hanging by the cash lanes when I came in this morning. In the 7-odd hours I cashiered, I alone encountered, at ( Read more... )

After nine hours yesterday, a migraine last night, and having to leave in 15 minutes to go to work....


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I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ikea called me just now and offered me a job!!!!!!!!! I start on Wednesday and at only a few cents less then I was making at More Than!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoooo-fuckin-ray!!!!!!!