Dec 19, 2004 22:29
oh my *blows away cobwebs* looks a lil dusty and dissused here. i am
affeared of all the creepy crawly things that may lurk in the shadows
of my livejournal. who know's what kinds of monstrous creatures may
have moved in during my absence. where is a large object for
bludgeoning scurry things when you need one? or maybe a sword. i always
wanted a sword, but it probably won't happen. my parents, my dad
specifically, wouldn't allow it, and i'd probably chop something
important off of some object or someone. either way i'm not getting a
sword. a gun is out of the question entirely. what about gaining super
powers to gain an advantage over evil, livejournal dwelling thingies?
all i need to do is get bitten by a radioactive something or other, or
be exposed to gamma or space rays, or be given alien technology or
technology from the future, oooooooooor an evil villain could kill my
parents and i would be driven to training in martial arts for years and
years...um, maybe it won't work. how unfortunate. now what will i do if
i happen upon a dark creature of the previously abandoned livejournal?
i will be ripped, torn asunder, lacerated, cut into teeny tiny pieces,
eaten, squished, vaporised, burnt to a crisp, and, in general,
killified! i am frightened now. where oh where is my saviour from
dangerable beasties?... anybody? fine, leave me to be murderized by the
terrible umm, terrorizers of this internetabble journally thing...DID
YOU HEAR THAT!?!?!?!?! IT'S THE BREATH OF A KILLER BEASTIE!! OMG I'S
GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEYAAAAH.......*looks around* oh, um, that was the sound
of my own breathing. boy am i feeling sheepish. well, looks like
nothing is here except me. maybe i'll get started on my actual update.
i did have an update didn't i? man, i'm on a roll today.
this week has been exceptional; the first week of my second trimester
this year. my classes kinda suck. first and second period are alright.
i have electro-digital technologies, which is a fun class. the work is
easy, and i never get any homework. third period is the worst. pacific
northwest history. the class for people who moved in from out of state,
or the people that failed it in 8th grade. and then there's me, the one
that was homeschooled and didn't take the class in middleschool. so now
i'm stuck in a class for the academically inept. oh well, i guess it
could be a lot worse. this class should be easy at least. i mean, how
hard can it be when we spent the first week coloring and labeling maps
of washington. i felt like i was in elementary school again, but
without even the prospect of a nap time. i never did get nap time in
kindergarten, but now there's no way in hell i'm getting naptime.
where's my blankie and my juice box damnit! where was i? ah yes, my
classes for this trimester. after third period i have lunch. i never
had second lunch before this trimester, so i am a bit hungrier than
normal. then there's the whole thing where i am not hanging out with
the people i usually hang out with during lunch, which, i guess, can be
thought of as a good thing. i get to meet some new people and hang out
with some other friends that i didn't get to hang out with at lunch
last trimester. including a cute girl i never really talked to before
now. so, lunch is actually fine and dandy. fourth period is a breeze.
junior english two, with the same teacher i had last time. i know what
to expect, at least. it's easy enough.
yesterday (saturday for yall that can't figure it out) was my school's
winter tolo. naturally, i didn't go. i am, however, going to my
friend's school's winter formal. notice the diversity in the
names of the two school's winter dances. my friend, charlie, informed
me that i would be going to the formal with a girl he knows from
school. a couple days ago, charlie called and told me that the girl
wanted me to promise not to stand her up. i, being a nice guy (^__^),
promised not to stand her up. the next day(?) charlie contacted me
online and told me that the girl asked his other friend out just
recently. for a moment, i found myself not going to the dance. but
wait, there's more. charlie's friend already has a date, and he turned
down the girl. i am now going to attend the dance with another girl;
one i actually know, this time. oh ho! how sweet is karma. as defined
by that one guy from boy meets world "karma, you know, what goes
around, goes around and around." haha, take that biotch! this is what
you get for doing what you made me promise not to do. it seems that
there is justice in the world after all. bwahahaha ^__^
i've also been recently told that a girl at my school likes me. score
another victory for the paddy man. we shall see what is in store for me
in the coming months.
good luck to all of you who...um, needs luck.
later days,
-the one and only paddy