warning: this post might get you pregnant.
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD IS A GOD:
A PICSPAM AND FRIENDING MEME.
I'LL START OF WITH MY FAVORITE PICTURE AND THEN THE REST'S IN RANDOM ORDER, ENJOY THE PRETTY:
HIS CO-STARS LOOK REALLY BAD COMPARED TO HIM, HAHA. SORRY SAM/LAFAYETTE, BUT IT'S TRUE. JASON's THE EXCEPTION, OBVIOUSLY. AND PAM MAKES HIM LOOK EVEN BETTER, IDK HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, SHE BRINGS OUT THE BADASS IN HIM.
the size is different :( but I couldn't not include it and I was too lazy to re-edit it. same goes for the one on top.
EVERYONE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM. LOL AT STEPHEN. ISN'T JESSICA JUST DARLING?! &hearts.
LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND APPRECIATE ALEXANDER'S CUTE BOYFRIEND, JAMES RANSONE, THEY'RE LOVERS AND I WON'T LET ANYONE TELL ME OTHER WISE. THEY HAVE HOT HOT SEX AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. REALLY, LOOK AT THEM, OH BOYS. PS: I'LL BE YOUR BITCH FOR LIFE IF YOU CAN FIND ME THIS PICTURE. :
James: I'll tell y'all a little story about this scene coming up. I was fuckin' BLOWN AWAY.
Alex: *laughing*
James: *whispering* I saw the Iceman's penis this day.
SCJ: *laughing* I think about 200 people did.
James: Yeah, dude, there's footage of it somewhere, AMERICA. FIND IT.
Alex: Well, you know, I'm Swedish, we love nudity.
James: Yeah, dude, you really went for it here. I was like, WOW, he took his underwear off and showed ass and everything? I was STOKED.
Alex: Yeah, I remember when I came back to the humvee, you're like, (imitating James' voice) "hee, hee, I-I saw your penis!"
James: It's HUGE, dude. Don't be embarrassed.
Alex: My ass?
James: No, you have a huge *mumbles* cock.
James: I look at myself and I feel like I should get those invisiline braces sometimes.
Alex: Hey, why?
James: I don't know, my grill's really fucked up.
Alex: I love your teeth.
Alex: To me that's the best thing about you, man.
James: Aw, thanks, man.
BONUS, JAMES AND ALEX WITH A BABY(gif). I STOLE THIS FROM ULLE. AND THE QUOTES FROM, ASH. I'M A LAZY PERSON. GUYS, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!
MOVING ON, MORE PRETTY:
a borderless part two of this that the ocd person in me wouldn't let me include.
ENDING IT NOW. I DID THIS REAL QUICK (3 fucking hours :P) SO IGNORE ANY SPELLING, GRAMMAR, PICTURE MISTAKES.
PICTURES FROM VARIOUS ALEXANDER FANSITES, JUST TYPE THAT IN GOOGLE AND YOU'LL FIND THE ONES I USED.
THE FRIENDING MEME PART:
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL YOU:
WHERE YOU FROM:
HOW OLD ARE YOU:
HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT ASKARS:
FAVORITE ASKARS PROJECT:
WHO DO YOU SHIP WITH HIM:
WHY SHOULD WE BE FRIENDS: (this is basically where you tell us why you're freaking awesome, un-awesome people are un-needed and un-welcome)
ANYTHING ELSE:
GIFS ARE WELCOME, GO CRAAAAAAZY. AND JOIN ontd_askars, THAT PLACE IS HEAVEN.