chandler: ross is batman.
monica: well he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
chandler: rachel got ross the tuxedo that val kilmer wore in batman, okay batman is so much cooler than james bond.
monica: what are you talking about 007 has all those gadgets.
chandler: batman has a utility belt.
monica: 007 has a fancy car.
chandler: batman has the bat mobile.
monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
chandler: tssh, baman has robin.
chandler: .. we get espn right?
monica: how about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and I'll make you a nice martini.
chandler: actually I don't like martinis.
monica: well how about a yohoo with a funny straw?
chandler: ooh yum!