Stupid men
Well, when it rains it pours. First I made the mistake of asking the new guy at work if he wanted to go to see Spiderman on Sunday (after he told me that he was lonely and homesick). THis made him happy and I was thinking "okay, there's my one good deed for the year." Then I find out that he is a stupid moron who fell in love with the first person who was nice to him...yes, thats me. Yesterday morning I found flowers on my desk with a card saying "you're smile is like the sunrise. It takes my breath away everytime I see it." Um, GAG! What a dork! I hate him! SO of course every body who walked by my desk asked me who the flowers were from. At this point it was obvious that he had the wrong impression. But I don't know how this could be. All that I did was ask him if he wanted to see Spider man on a Sunday (I wore my ugliest clothes-I don't even know if they were clean clothes!). Then he brought me two plates from a company barbeque that I didn't go to. Then, he tells me that he likes my outfit the next day at work and that I looked pretty. THEN he gives me those stupid flowers! So I emailed him back and said "Thanks for the flowers. You're a nice friend." Do you think he got the message? Of course not. A few minutes later he emails back asking me to lunch this week. LIKE, WHAT?
So I told him that I was going to lunch with the girls and that he was welcome to come if he wanted.
Oh, and the office max delivery man, who I now know is in the Army also, asked me out to ice cream for tomorrow. He also told me that he has been called to duty and is leaving in six months. What do you think he wants? Probably a quick piece of ass before he shipped out of the country. I DON'T THINK SO, MISTER!
stupid, stupid, stupid...
and then I got those disturbing phone calls from the man accusing me of sleeping with a married man and doing something to his dollies. AND THEN, Wendee got a call from someone named Nick. She said that he kept laughing and saying "you know who this is" but finally when she got him to say who he was calling for he said MY NAME!!!! WHat the hell is going on? I don't know anyone named Nick and on top of that I never gave anyone Wendee's phone number!
When it rains it pours...
So I told him that I was going to lunch with the girls and that he was welcome to come if he wanted.
Oh, and the office max delivery man, who I now know is in the Army also, asked me out to ice cream for tomorrow. He also told me that he has been called to duty and is leaving in six months. What do you think he wants? Probably a quick piece of ass before he shipped out of the country. I DON'T THINK SO, MISTER!
stupid, stupid, stupid...
and then I got those disturbing phone calls from the man accusing me of sleeping with a married man and doing something to his dollies. AND THEN, Wendee got a call from someone named Nick. She said that he kept laughing and saying "you know who this is" but finally when she got him to say who he was calling for he said MY NAME!!!! WHat the hell is going on? I don't know anyone named Nick and on top of that I never gave anyone Wendee's phone number!
When it rains it pours...