Stinky Sex Ed

[hufflepuff_chap]

I don't know what you Slytherins do down there in the dungeons, but try and keep it in the dungeons. The stench is drifting up into the castle. In fact, I think it's everywhere. I can smell it wherever I go. It's not cool. Rumour is that some creatures from the lake got into the castle. I'm happier thinking it's the Slytherins instead of thinking

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[mssr_padfoot]

I noticed.

[lunar_lupus]

I'm glad you did.

[mssr_padfoot]

You weren't really helping anyone's concenration, you know.

[lunar_lupus]

Really?

Can't a man partake in one or maybe 3 fifths of his daily intake of fruit whilst listening to Sex Education presentations?

[really_harry]

It's good that it's finally over, though.

[blaise_x_zabini]

You really have been living in a closet your entire life Fish-Fletchley! Pity the poor sod you end up fucking!

[no_flower]

Shut-up for once Blaise. You don't need to leave your agravating comments here.

[no_flower]

I noticed Professor Lupin eating the banana, it was rather disconcerting darling.

[cuterthanpadma]

Perhaps it was a bit unthoughtful of him to eat in class, seeing as we are not allowed, but if he was hungry. I don't see why it bothers you so much sweetie.

~*~PARVARTI~*~

[hufflepuff_chap]

That's a good point. I could've done with some food while watching the presentations.

[cuterthanpadma]

Well I ate Blaises' banana!

~*~PARVARTI~*~