Stinky Sex Ed
I don't know what you Slytherins do down there in the dungeons, but try and keep it in the dungeons. The stench is drifting up into the castle. In fact, I think it's everywhere. I can smell it wherever I go. It's not cool. Rumour is that some creatures from the lake got into the castle. I'm happier thinking it's the Slytherins instead of thinking that I might step on whatever is making the stench around the next corner.
The only place safe is under the covers in bed.
So that's where I am now. Under my covers, typing this. It doesn't smell so bad.
Sex Ed presentations where weird. I didn't know you couldn't do some of the stuff that people were presenting. With the bondage and the fruit and - was I the only one who noticed Professor Lupin eating a banana? Did anyone notice? I'm just glad I didn't give a presentation. Snape kept looking at people in this ... way. And Bulstrode, with the doll, and the weird drawings and ...
It was just rather bewildering.
The only place safe is under the covers in bed.
So that's where I am now. Under my covers, typing this. It doesn't smell so bad.
Sex Ed presentations where weird. I didn't know you couldn't do some of the stuff that people were presenting. With the bondage and the fruit and - was I the only one who noticed Professor Lupin eating a banana? Did anyone notice? I'm just glad I didn't give a presentation. Snape kept looking at people in this ... way. And Bulstrode, with the doll, and the weird drawings and ...
It was just rather bewildering.