Of course I already knew that. You are completely right, I am a brilliant man although as to the fancying myself as a brilliant man thing you are sorely mistaken. I do not fancy myself as anything -- but I am all to aware of my gifts and excellent traits and see no need to be modest about these.
Potter, I must admit that I have never heard more disappointing news. I had held onto the hope that you were finally going to fulfill the dreams of this man and not respond to this owl, due to extenuating circumstances i.e. your death. You have now ensured that I will spend my week wrapped in bed, hugging my teddy bear and crying my little broken heart out. I hope your happy.
I must say that I was astounded that you sunk so low as to use common language in your owl to me. Can you not use formal language in formal communication? Honestly, I now know why they kicked you out of the Auror program. Unable to adequately complete paperwork, Potter. I'm disappointed in you
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In case it has failed to escape your notice I have been astoundingly modest in my communication with you, and all meetings we have had in the past. You will notice -- if your tiny brain can remember back further than what you did last night -- that I have not mentioned how stunningly attractive I am for ... oh, the past month or so. If that is not modest, Potter, I fail to see what is.
Alas, I do not wish for you to kick the bucket. I do not wish for you to be able to kick any bucket for you will be dead. Honestly, I sometimes get the feeling I am talking to someone who has yet to grasp the basics of the English language. A question, Potter, if I may (and I will anyway despite your wishes): why are you quite so fond of living? I have yet to think of one example who is quite fond of your living. Hmm. I'll have to get back to you on that one
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Of course I already knew that. You are completely right, I am a brilliant man although as to the fancying myself as a brilliant man thing you are sorely mistaken. I do not fancy myself as anything -- but I am all to aware of my gifts and excellent traits and see no need to be modest about these.
Potter, I must admit that I have never heard more disappointing news. I had held onto the hope that you were finally going to fulfill the dreams of this man and not respond to this owl, due to extenuating circumstances i.e. your death. You have now ensured that I will spend my week wrapped in bed, hugging my teddy bear and crying my little broken heart out. I hope your happy.
I must say that I was astounded that you sunk so low as to use common language in your owl to me. Can you not use formal language in formal communication? Honestly, I now know why they kicked you out of the Auror program. Unable to adequately complete paperwork, Potter. I'm disappointed in you ( ... )
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In case it has failed to escape your notice I have been astoundingly modest in my communication with you, and all meetings we have had in the past. You will notice -- if your tiny brain can remember back further than what you did last night -- that I have not mentioned how stunningly attractive I am for ... oh, the past month or so. If that is not modest, Potter, I fail to see what is.
Alas, I do not wish for you to kick the bucket. I do not wish for you to be able to kick any bucket for you will be dead. Honestly, I sometimes get the feeling I am talking to someone who has yet to grasp the basics of the English language. A question, Potter, if I may (and I will anyway despite your wishes): why are you quite so fond of living? I have yet to think of one example who is quite fond of your living. Hmm. I'll have to get back to you on that one ( ... )
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