Today, my department participated in a White Elephant Gift Exchange. I was hardcore supporting this when we were asked to vote between White Elephant and Secret Santa ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my only day off this week, and I'm banking on people being at work and (most) children being in school so that I don't have to deal with people to the point where I will forcibly run over their ankles with shopping carts and other things or trip them with random objects ( Read more... )

That's what it says on the cherry-print shoes I got my mother for Christmas. I finally opened the shipping box and pulled the shoebox out and took them downstairs. I couldn't take it anymore. I had to make sure they fit for her. So we sat down at the dining room table and I pulled the top off and then proceeded to undress the shoes from the pink ( Read more... )