Halloween Gift for kcstories
Gift for: kcstories
From: megans_writing
Title: It’s All Fun And Games
Beta: coonassblondie
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slash. AU.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Summary: Harry seeks his Halloween revenge on his partner, Draco.
Notes: Written for kc_stories as a gift for the 2008 hp_halloween, the October 2008 challenge for spewchallenges and for 'It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye' at mission_insane. It's pretty much crack.
"Harry, please!" Draco raced after his boyfriend through the long, twisty corridors of their home. "I said I was sorry, damnit! It was just an innocent Halloween prank! How'd I know that it'd backfire?"
Harry spun around, eyes flaming. "Sorry? I could have lost an eye, Draco!"
"But on the plus side, you totally didn't." Malfoy said enthusiastically.
"And on the negative side, you're arse is on the couch for month!"
"Wha…what!?" Draco grasped Harry's shoulders, shaking him violently. "The couch?! But it's horrible! It's lumpy and smells like bad milk!" Dramatically, he got down on his knees, slim hands folded together. "Honey, I'm begging you! I'll accept any punishment! I'll do any kinky thing you want! I'll shop for the groceries for a year! I'll dress up like Dr.Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Anything but the couch!"
Suddenly, Harry and Draco were surrounded by fire. Draco coughed into his sleeve as the flames grew higher. He gasped into his long sleeved bed shirt as his partner's body turned blood red, and grew a long tail and horns. Harry let out a maniacal laugh, pointed at Draco with a pitchfork, and stated in a deep voice, "You will sleep on the couch forever!" Draco felt as though he was falling in a dark pit and he screamed so much he thought his lungs were going to explode. And then…
~~♥~~
"Draco!" He registered that someone was shaking him. "Draco, wake up!" Oh, it was Harry. Oh Merlin, hopefully he didn't look like a devil anymore. "Damnit, Draco!" Ow! He was being slapped! He immediately snapped open his grey eyes, glaring at Harry. "Harry, what the fuck?" He paused. "Wait…weren't you…?" Draco scowled when his partner began to laugh. "What the hell is so funny?"
Grinning from ear to ear, Harry pulled out an empty bottle labeled 'Weasley's Wizard Wheezes Prank Dream Potion'. Seeing the look on Draco's face, Harry smiled. "Oh come on Draco. It was just an innocent Halloween prank."