A Letter From Dobby I mean Poddy

[hp_gryffinclaw]

hello DRL this is Dobb.....i mean *coughs* Poddy and i would like to say heeheeheehee that u were unfair to Dobby who i ahve never met before but he sounds an excellent person and so sexy!!! i don't think u should be mean to me.. i mean him and i think you should apologise!! my...his book is brilliant and every1 should buy it!!!!!

do..poddy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Draco: Why is my ex house elf such a freak? We all know it's you Dobby!

Ron: You think Dobby's a freak? Then obviously you haven't met Kreature!

Draco: Who?

Ron: Harry's house elf!

Draco: That'll be why he's a freak then!

All: *sigh*

Draco: What!?

Lisa: Oh nothing ....

Luna: Well I do feel bad! I think we should say sorry!

Megz: Are you kidding? I've read his book! It's the more disturbing thing in the world!

Luna: I'm sure it's not that bad!

Megz: Want a bet? *gets out book and opens it at a random page and shows Luna*

Luna: O.o Oh my!

Kat: Well make up your mind! Will we apologize or not?

All: Fine ....

Kat: Well lets do it then!

All but Draco: Sorry Dobby!

Lisa: urrr ... Draco?

Draco: Yes?

Lisa: Say it!

Draco: No I hate that little runt! I'm not apologizing!!

All: *rolls eyes*