Basketcase
Title: Basketcase
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Charlie
“A rabbit? Giving eggs? I know the Muggles are confused about a lot of things, Hermione, but…”
“No, Charlie, the rabbit doesn’t lay the eggs… oh, never mind. Just bring me a dozen back from the market, will you?”
“Are you sure you want scrawny little chicken eggs? Wouldn’t you rather have a great big dragon egg?”
“Thank you, no. The last thing I need is an Antipodean Opaleye hatching in my living room. Again.”
“Are you sure? I could put it in a basket with grass…”
“Charlie! Just bring me chicken eggs! And chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.”
House: Gryffindor
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Charlie
“A rabbit? Giving eggs? I know the Muggles are confused about a lot of things, Hermione, but…”
“No, Charlie, the rabbit doesn’t lay the eggs… oh, never mind. Just bring me a dozen back from the market, will you?”
“Are you sure you want scrawny little chicken eggs? Wouldn’t you rather have a great big dragon egg?”
“Thank you, no. The last thing I need is an Antipodean Opaleye hatching in my living room. Again.”
“Are you sure? I could put it in a basket with grass…”
“Charlie! Just bring me chicken eggs! And chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.”