Hit List
Title: Hit List
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100 sharp
Challenge: Staff Development
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Severus Snape, others mentioned
Pairing: HP/DM
Summary: Severus Snape was going to kill whatever idiot invented the computer.
A/N: I had fun imagining this.
Severus Snape was going to kill whatever idiot invented the computer.
Then, he was going to kill Albus Dumbledore for trying to bring the stupid things into the castle. The fool had subjected his entire staff to hours in front of the blasted things, trying to figure out what relevance mice had to anything eklectrical.
And then, he was going to kill Draco Malfoy for introducing him to the internet. Chat rooms, Severus had decided, were disturbingly addictive.
And then, he was going to kill Harry Potter for writing explicit letters to Draco Malfoy and misaddressing them to Severus Snape.
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100 sharp
Challenge: Staff Development
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Severus Snape, others mentioned
Pairing: HP/DM
Summary: Severus Snape was going to kill whatever idiot invented the computer.
A/N: I had fun imagining this.
Severus Snape was going to kill whatever idiot invented the computer.
Then, he was going to kill Albus Dumbledore for trying to bring the stupid things into the castle. The fool had subjected his entire staff to hours in front of the blasted things, trying to figure out what relevance mice had to anything eklectrical.
And then, he was going to kill Draco Malfoy for introducing him to the internet. Chat rooms, Severus had decided, were disturbingly addictive.
And then, he was going to kill Harry Potter for writing explicit letters to Draco Malfoy and misaddressing them to Severus Snape.