Sep 09, 2005 14:49
Title: Damage Control
Word Count: 100
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: Natural Disasters
You were caught up in a freak hurricane, Mrs Hewitt. You received a blow to the head. How are you feeling? A bit dizzy? Don't worry, that will soon pass. How many fingers can you see?
What? No, I'm a police officer, Emergency Response Team. The ambulances are on their way now. No, Madam, I promise I have never dyed my hair green. Perhaps you should lie back down again ... some shock is perfectly normal. Really, Mrs Hewitt, please try to remain calm; you're quite safe.
Wands, giants ... ridiculous! There are no giants in Muggle - oh mermaids' ears, I - Obliviate!