I'm a What!? (WARNING: HBP SPOILERS)
Title: I’m a What!?
House: Gryffindor
Characters/Pairing: Ginny and Harry.
Challenge: Changes
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for slight language
Author’s Notes: Includes: Harry saying “bloody hell”, badly done characters (and/or plotline), slight innuendo, HBP spoilers and a touch of Ginny-bashing. I do like her, you know, but I forced myself to write this. It’s done badly, I know, but it’s not exactly supposed to be read seriously. Maybe it would've been better if I would've done it with Cho? Read, and (maybe) laugh, if not at the story, then at me. More notes inside - cut for spoilers!
“Ginny!” He shouted, unable to contain is amazement and rage. “I can’t believe I’ve just realized-been fooling me all this time...”
“What is it, Harry?” she asked, wondering what terrifying thing he was about to unveil.
“Ginny, I can’t believe it. You’re a ho-I just can’t say it.”
“I’m a what!?” she sputtered, utterly bewildered.
“You’re a hor-oh, bloody hell, this is hard to say.”
“Harry, what the hell are you insinuating?”
“Ginny, oh, you’re mother’s going to be bawling. Ginny - you’re a horcrux!”
“Oh, right, because that clears everything up. You’re such a bastard, Harry.”
Cut Notes: Because she doesn’t know about the plot. I mean, right? Oh, and, I don’t actually think she’s a horcrux. HARRY SHALL HAVE TO KILL THE ONE WOMAN HE LOVES (OTHER THAN HERMIONE/MRS. WEASLEY/HIS DEAD MOTHER)!! Great plot, just great, of course. Anyway, don’t get on my case about that. I’ll say it once more, to make sure you understand:
I don’t actually think Ginny’s a horcrux.
House: Gryffindor
Characters/Pairing: Ginny and Harry.
Challenge: Changes
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for slight language
Author’s Notes: Includes: Harry saying “bloody hell”, badly done characters (and/or plotline), slight innuendo, HBP spoilers and a touch of Ginny-bashing. I do like her, you know, but I forced myself to write this. It’s done badly, I know, but it’s not exactly supposed to be read seriously. Maybe it would've been better if I would've done it with Cho? Read, and (maybe) laugh, if not at the story, then at me. More notes inside - cut for spoilers!
“Ginny!” He shouted, unable to contain is amazement and rage. “I can’t believe I’ve just realized-been fooling me all this time...”
“What is it, Harry?” she asked, wondering what terrifying thing he was about to unveil.
“Ginny, I can’t believe it. You’re a ho-I just can’t say it.”
“I’m a what!?” she sputtered, utterly bewildered.
“You’re a hor-oh, bloody hell, this is hard to say.”
“Harry, what the hell are you insinuating?”
“Ginny, oh, you’re mother’s going to be bawling. Ginny - you’re a horcrux!”
“Oh, right, because that clears everything up. You’re such a bastard, Harry.”
Cut Notes: Because she doesn’t know about the plot. I mean, right? Oh, and, I don’t actually think she’s a horcrux. HARRY SHALL HAVE TO KILL THE ONE WOMAN HE LOVES (OTHER THAN HERMIONE/MRS. WEASLEY/HIS DEAD MOTHER)!! Great plot, just great, of course. Anyway, don’t get on my case about that. I’ll say it once more, to make sure you understand:
I don’t actually think Ginny’s a horcrux.