Everything is Gonna be Alright
I had fun last night.
I hung out with Lana and Hilary.
They were getting drunk, but they really weren't that drunk.
Hilary kept telling Lana and me to "Shut.. up!" because she was trying to watch a Lifetime movie about thirteen year old girls getting Syphilis.
Then Lana and I lost Hilary in Grace, my first dorm.
And I threw a pair of shorts that was lying on the ground into Jorge's room.
We found her again and met a Freshman named Wesley who was quite drunk.
He was quite tall and Hilary asked him to marry her.
At some point he fell down giving Hilary a piggy back ride, and scraped his knee.
Then Wesley groped Hilary and Lana when they were holding him up.
After this he kept referring to Lana as "Tits".
And he nearly passed out on our floor, but not before bleeding on it.
Then he left, and we all went to sleep in our separate beds.
Last night was fun.
I also played racquetball for the first time.
You all have to try it.
I hung out with Lana and Hilary.
They were getting drunk, but they really weren't that drunk.
Hilary kept telling Lana and me to "Shut.. up!" because she was trying to watch a Lifetime movie about thirteen year old girls getting Syphilis.
Then Lana and I lost Hilary in Grace, my first dorm.
And I threw a pair of shorts that was lying on the ground into Jorge's room.
We found her again and met a Freshman named Wesley who was quite drunk.
He was quite tall and Hilary asked him to marry her.
At some point he fell down giving Hilary a piggy back ride, and scraped his knee.
Then Wesley groped Hilary and Lana when they were holding him up.
After this he kept referring to Lana as "Tits".
And he nearly passed out on our floor, but not before bleeding on it.
Then he left, and we all went to sleep in our separate beds.
Last night was fun.
I also played racquetball for the first time.
You all have to try it.