I'm such a damn nerd
I mean my god....If me and my friend's manage to squeeze one more Kung Pow quote into our day to day conversation i think we should be hit with rods. But anyway, getting back to whats important, I hate not having money, It might be time to hold up some hobo's to get my fix of cash money. Man my college thinks I'll be showing up for their stupid two day orientation, have i got news for them.....but i just know trying to tell them I cant/wont show up is going to be like trying to convince those mormon missionarys I was agnostic and didnt want to be a part of their cult of salt lake worshiping or black tie wearing, or whatever they stand for.
Me: I cant show up for your orientation, I have other obligations that must be taken care of.
Them:(with disgusting cheerfullness) oh thats cool we understand, just as long as you show up for the orientation it'll all be cool...
Me:What? no no your not listening you dispicable troll I WILL NOT SHOW UP.
Them: Thats awesome! See you orientation day!
Me:I'm going to burn your office to the ground...
Them:As long as its on orientation day...
Me:Give me my damn money back
Them:(long silence filled with muttered whispers) show up whenever you feel like it, no rush.
Me: I cant show up for your orientation, I have other obligations that must be taken care of.
Them:(with disgusting cheerfullness) oh thats cool we understand, just as long as you show up for the orientation it'll all be cool...
Me:What? no no your not listening you dispicable troll I WILL NOT SHOW UP.
Them: Thats awesome! See you orientation day!
Me:I'm going to burn your office to the ground...
Them:As long as its on orientation day...
Me:Give me my damn money back
Them:(long silence filled with muttered whispers) show up whenever you feel like it, no rush.