Open warning

Aug 13, 2002 18:41

Just a reminder to all those people out there who need to be reminded. If i'm asleep and the thought passes in your head that you should wake me up to annoy me....you better be damn sure I value your existence. Otherwise you better be out of range of my claws.....because i will kill you. And then i'll use your skin as a blanket when i go back to sleep.

that was just a public service announcement.

Man, "You are not mentally ill..." that phrase is so comforting when someone who knows their shit says it. Go figure. I guess otherwise we'd all be wandering the streets seeking comfort from hobos and carni folk...and the french. Good god can you imagine the french trying to tell distraught people things will be all right?
Distressed Woman:My husband left me and i i'm having panic attacks whenever i see a tree.
Wandering French Street Bum: Sacre Bleu! I do not care about your stoopid problems American pig dog, why dont you go back to eating yourselves to fatness and dieing!?
DW: Thank you french man! Now i see why other countries have to bail you sissy's out when a war breaks out!
WFSB:And dont you forget it fatty! Now have a croissant! Ah hawh hawh hawh....
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