Spider Girlfriend
Man, I just woke up from a dream where I had a date with a girl from work (She asked me if I wanted to see a movie with her). So, for some reason, Maggie lent me her bike, and was filming me cycling to the cinema (Possibly to post on LJ. And while we're in parentheses, a drunken tramp approached us while she was showing me how to ride her bike [Well, it's been a while..]). So I arrived at the cinema, but all of a sudden the dream jumped to my parents' house in Ireland. I was in my room, but I hadn't been there for quite some time, and there was a huge spider web covering most of one wall. On closer inspection, there was a huge spider in it, and the rest of it was covered with thousands of baby spiders (We actually did have nest of baby spiders at home once. I guess it kind of scarred me). I backed away from it, into a cobweb on the wall behind me. Then I woke up!
What the hell is wrong with me? A brief analysis: M. keeps saying I need a girlfriend (Man, it's like the time I lived with my aunt), and last night she even offered me flirting advice. I guess that covers Maggie lending me her bike and showing me how to ride (I can ride a bike). The sudden jump from a date to a nightmare about spiders probably doesn't need much explanation. As for the tramp... well, every dream needs a drunken tramp, right?
What the hell is wrong with me? A brief analysis: M. keeps saying I need a girlfriend (Man, it's like the time I lived with my aunt), and last night she even offered me flirting advice. I guess that covers Maggie lending me her bike and showing me how to ride (I can ride a bike). The sudden jump from a date to a nightmare about spiders probably doesn't need much explanation. As for the tramp... well, every dream needs a drunken tramp, right?