Invasion of the mammary glands (Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!)
How DID she?
She DARED!
She did NOT...?
Yes. Yes. She did.
She did WHAT?
She showed her B**BS BOOBS! (of course!! What ARE YOU? FRENCH?)
Once upon a time in Salem, witchcraft was considered a crime. Times have changed. In Hollywood now ladies, bare your breasts and you'll end up roasting on a stake graciously provided by our beloved press (our falsely offended beloved press, might I add, whose sole job these days seems to be fueling controversies all the while giving birth to a new breed of paranoïd Americans who feel like going to their safe place /that bunker in their basement whenever they feel like they are the victims of a boob attack).
My. Some people should really spend more time on French beaches. I mean it. It's only boobs. Besides it's not like everything is falling apart or she has a hairy chest.
Understand my surprise when I saw a link to the said ultra-shocking photoshoot on SF Gate.com, labeled "Very NSFW" (emphasis on the VERY, obviously).
SO VERY NSFW I'm sure you won't click it (you perv)
I, for one, am EXTREMELY curious as to know how we should label these CAUNSFW (completely and utterly not safe for work) pictures
You want more? Here's more: 1 2 3 4
Outrageous, no?
So why is it OK to look at these monster moobs, I ask you? Some might like, others might not. It's a question of personal taste. Yet... hmmmm... I didn't see no "Very NSFW" warning to go with these pictures... did you?
END DISCRIMINATION NOW!
As a moob detractor, part of my plan to solve our little problem here will be to launch a positive discrimination campaign to support boobs, in an effort to:
1) establish moobs/boobs equality
2) end hypocrisy
I will start with organizing seminars on French beaches in order to convince skeptics and moobs lovers out there that seeing a boob here and there is neither dramatic nor traumatic. Think of it as a chest. Chests are good. Right, ladies? Hairy chests, buffed up chests, tanned chests, sweaty chests, mooby chests (hell no)... bare chests?
Some things need to change. And some people need to stop freaking out about bare upper body parts. It is scary.
Just to make things clear: I am in no way advocating nudity or saying it is OK to bare whatever you like, whenever you like it. There's this thing -which I am fully aware of, French or not- called decency.
But come on, sometimes a boob is just a boob.
She DARED!
She did NOT...?
Yes. Yes. She did.
She did WHAT?
She showed her B**BS BOOBS! (of course!! What ARE YOU? FRENCH?)
Once upon a time in Salem, witchcraft was considered a crime. Times have changed. In Hollywood now ladies, bare your breasts and you'll end up roasting on a stake graciously provided by our beloved press (our falsely offended beloved press, might I add, whose sole job these days seems to be fueling controversies all the while giving birth to a new breed of paranoïd Americans who feel like going to their safe place /that bunker in their basement whenever they feel like they are the victims of a boob attack).
My. Some people should really spend more time on French beaches. I mean it. It's only boobs. Besides it's not like everything is falling apart or she has a hairy chest.
Understand my surprise when I saw a link to the said ultra-shocking photoshoot on SF Gate.com, labeled "Very NSFW" (emphasis on the VERY, obviously).
SO VERY NSFW I'm sure you won't click it (you perv)
I, for one, am EXTREMELY curious as to know how we should label these CAUNSFW (completely and utterly not safe for work) pictures
You want more? Here's more: 1 2 3 4
Outrageous, no?
So why is it OK to look at these monster moobs, I ask you? Some might like, others might not. It's a question of personal taste. Yet... hmmmm... I didn't see no "Very NSFW" warning to go with these pictures... did you?
END DISCRIMINATION NOW!
As a moob detractor, part of my plan to solve our little problem here will be to launch a positive discrimination campaign to support boobs, in an effort to:
1) establish moobs/boobs equality
2) end hypocrisy
I will start with organizing seminars on French beaches in order to convince skeptics and moobs lovers out there that seeing a boob here and there is neither dramatic nor traumatic. Think of it as a chest. Chests are good. Right, ladies? Hairy chests, buffed up chests, tanned chests, sweaty chests, mooby chests (hell no)... bare chests?
Some things need to change. And some people need to stop freaking out about bare upper body parts. It is scary.
Just to make things clear: I am in no way advocating nudity or saying it is OK to bare whatever you like, whenever you like it. There's this thing -which I am fully aware of, French or not- called decency.
But come on, sometimes a boob is just a boob.