The story of how Mischa Barton ended up ins-TEETH-tutionalized
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The 23-year-old star also believes her hectic work schedule and the pressure of having to starting shooting her new TV show 'The Beautiful Life' - in which she plays a model - contributed to her hospitalistaion.
How stressful indeed.
The life of Mischa/any other young, wild and restless Hollywood star: going out, going out, going out... "working" (playing a MODEL = just standing there, showing your many "attributes", smiling stupidly)... going out, going out, going out... spending money... drinking... working (not too much)... self medicating... drinking, drinking, drinking, smoking... dentist... hospital, hospital, loony bin... working, drinking... Oscar...
What the HELL is she complaining about? At least the girl's got WORK. And she's financially secure.
Someone enlighten me: how can you be only 23 and already stressed out about your "hectic" life?
Hang on, it gets better. Next you'll learn about the real culprit in this story... why she got institutionalized hospitalized in the first place...
The former 'O.C.' actress - who was placed under involuntary psychiatric hold at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last month - has blamed the incident on an operation to remove wisdom teeth which went wrong.
Her nervous breakdown wasn't her fault. It was her teeth, see? Her WISDOM teeth.
They don't call them the wisdom teeth for nothing... Look at her now, she's a wreck. Why? Teeth gone, wisdom gone. And so that's why she snapped and went crazy.
And since we're into dental problems, let me ask you about YOUR own dental hygiene, just to be on the safe side here: do you wash your teeth three times a day like you're supposed to?
If your answer's NO, Houston we got a problem -or rather YOU have a problem.
Advice n°1: watch out for cavities.
Advice n°2: lay off the candies.
Advice n°3: keep a close eye on those wisdom teeth.
One simple reason why I would pry into your mouth like that is to warn you that you might end up like Mischa.
With a bad case of nervous breakdown.
SNAP (Crackle and Pop) and blame it on your teeth. You've got the "Mischa Syndrome"!!
Christ, just buy the girl a toothbrush (preemptive measure) and an anti-stress ball. And she's back on Hollywood's sidewalks top in no time.
The 23-year-old star also believes her hectic work schedule and the pressure of having to starting shooting her new TV show 'The Beautiful Life' - in which she plays a model - contributed to her hospitalistaion.
How stressful indeed.
The life of Mischa/any other young, wild and restless Hollywood star: going out, going out, going out... "working" (playing a MODEL = just standing there, showing your many "attributes", smiling stupidly)... going out, going out, going out... spending money... drinking... working (not too much)... self medicating... drinking, drinking, drinking, smoking... dentist... hospital, hospital, loony bin... working, drinking... Oscar...
What the HELL is she complaining about? At least the girl's got WORK. And she's financially secure.
Someone enlighten me: how can you be only 23 and already stressed out about your "hectic" life?
Hang on, it gets better. Next you'll learn about the real culprit in this story... why she got institutionalized hospitalized in the first place...
The former 'O.C.' actress - who was placed under involuntary psychiatric hold at Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center last month - has blamed the incident on an operation to remove wisdom teeth which went wrong.
Her nervous breakdown wasn't her fault. It was her teeth, see? Her WISDOM teeth.
They don't call them the wisdom teeth for nothing... Look at her now, she's a wreck. Why? Teeth gone, wisdom gone. And so that's why she snapped and went crazy.
And since we're into dental problems, let me ask you about YOUR own dental hygiene, just to be on the safe side here: do you wash your teeth three times a day like you're supposed to?
If your answer's NO, Houston we got a problem -or rather YOU have a problem.
Advice n°1: watch out for cavities.
Advice n°2: lay off the candies.
Advice n°3: keep a close eye on those wisdom teeth.
One simple reason why I would pry into your mouth like that is to warn you that you might end up like Mischa.
With a bad case of nervous breakdown.
SNAP (Crackle and Pop) and blame it on your teeth. You've got the "Mischa Syndrome"!!
Christ, just buy the girl a toothbrush (preemptive measure) and an anti-stress ball. And she's back on Hollywood's sidewalks top in no time.