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Title: THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: A Dialogue in Song
Author: leakey_lover
Pairing: House/Wilson established
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own neither the song nor the characters. I'm getting coal in my stocking.
Warning: Azure orbs. 'Nuff said.
Both: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
House: A Vicodin, or maybe two. Or three.
Wilson: Two orbs of azure
House: Three fish tacos
Wilson: Four monster trucks
House: Five Wilson hugs!
Wilson: Six hundred kisses
House: Seven purple hickeys
Wilson: Eight cups of coffee
House: Nine awesome backrubs
Wilson: Ten ass pinches
House: Eleven raunchy blowjobs
Wilson: Twelve raunchy blowjobs
House: I just said that.
Wilson: I want some, too.
Author: leakey_lover
Pairing: House/Wilson established
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own neither the song nor the characters. I'm getting coal in my stocking.
Warning: Azure orbs. 'Nuff said.
Both: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
House: A Vicodin, or maybe two. Or three.
Wilson: Two orbs of azure
House: Three fish tacos
Wilson: Four monster trucks
House: Five Wilson hugs!
Wilson: Six hundred kisses
House: Seven purple hickeys
Wilson: Eight cups of coffee
House: Nine awesome backrubs
Wilson: Ten ass pinches
House: Eleven raunchy blowjobs
Wilson: Twelve raunchy blowjobs
House: I just said that.
Wilson: I want some, too.