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Nov 28, 2008 11:38



Why You Wilson Should Swallow House’s Cum

It’s Tidy
Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have Wilson has a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he House comes somewhere other than inside your Wilson’s mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.
It’s Quick
Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.
It Lets the Man Relax
If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she Wilson can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him House dry”, which men shippers find both physically and emotionally satisfying.
The Symbolism of Swallowing
In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men House.
By swallowing, a woman Wilson indicates complete acceptance submission. She wishes Wilson admits his need to consume, to commune with satisfy House and quietly accept whatever comes from her lover House. As she Wilson imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her Wilson, who gets off on the symbolism of his need to drink up House’s “neediness.” They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.
It's Polite
To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your ****, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."
Translated to Housian, “What sort of message are you sending if you immediately run to the nearest sink and spit? Wilson’s comfortable enough to get down on his knees and suck House’s cock, but he’s not comfortable enough to remain kneeling there like the submissive he is until House falls asleep or kicks Wilson out?”
It's Environmentally Friendly
Leaving your House’s spunk in public places just isn't right, whether you're they’re dogging in the park or sucking in the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of environmentally friendly recycling.

(the boring original. i don't care about know the original source)

Why You Should Swallow Cum

It’s Tidy
Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.
It’s Quick
Even if cum is unpleasant (we have tips for making it much less so), the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.
It Lets the Man Relax
If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.
The Symbolism of Swallowing
In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.
By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.
It's Polite
To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your ****, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."
It's Environmentally Friendly
Leaving your spunk in public places just isn't right, whether you're dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of environmentally friendly recycling.

ETA: DON'T BLAME ME FOR CRAPPY LJ-CUTS

boner, house/wilson, deep thoughts

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