Jun 28, 2010 11:06
No, it is not gunfire.
No, it is not firecrackers.
No, it is not an earthquake.
It is the sound of champagne corks popping in Virginia, just a bit outside DC, at the NRA headquarters.
In West Virginia, someone was heard to utter thanks to Robert Byrd for hand carrying the petition for cert to Jesus. Other reports claim he simply handed it to Saint Peter.