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Challenge: Not a challenge entry
Status: posted first in house_wilson
Title: Kosher for Passover
Author: nightdog_writes
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Religious intolerance? The unspeakable cruelty of children? House being his usual snarky self?
Summary: Wilson and House have a short conversation about religion.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: A kind Anonymouse suggested I xpost this here.
Beta: Silverjackal, as always.
Kosher for Passover
At his parents' house, Wilson touches two fingers to the mezuzah tacked to the doorpost, then gently kisses the same fingertips.
House watches, saying nothing.
"When we were children David used to tell other kids in the neighborhood -- the same little bastards who called us kikes -- the mezuzah contained a secret scroll with the names of Christian babies we were planning to kill for their blood. For Passover matzoh."
"Sounds like something I'd say."
"Yeah, if you were part of the International Zionist Conspiracy."
"How do you know I'm not?"
"Trust me, you don't look Jewish."
"Why do you think they call it a conspiracy?"
Status: posted first in house_wilson
Title: Kosher for Passover
Author: nightdog_writes
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Religious intolerance? The unspeakable cruelty of children? House being his usual snarky self?
Summary: Wilson and House have a short conversation about religion.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Never will.
Author Notes: A kind Anonymouse suggested I xpost this here.
Beta: Silverjackal, as always.
Kosher for Passover
At his parents' house, Wilson touches two fingers to the mezuzah tacked to the doorpost, then gently kisses the same fingertips.
House watches, saying nothing.
"When we were children David used to tell other kids in the neighborhood -- the same little bastards who called us kikes -- the mezuzah contained a secret scroll with the names of Christian babies we were planning to kill for their blood. For Passover matzoh."
"Sounds like something I'd say."
"Yeah, if you were part of the International Zionist Conspiracy."
"How do you know I'm not?"
"Trust me, you don't look Jewish."
"Why do you think they call it a conspiracy?"