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SO ONE FUCKING SHINY DAY IN FISH & CHIPS LAND, KAORU WAS SAT IN HIS FUCKING BIG CHAIR SMOKING A FUCK LOAD OF FAGS. AND THEN ACCIDENTLY DROPPED A FUCKING FAG IN HIS HUGE FUCKING BEARD
"AHHH FUCK SHIT CUNT," KAORU SHOUTED IN HIS FUCKING MANLY VOICE UNF UNF. OF WHICH FUCKING KARL CAME BACK FUCKING NAKED EXCEPT FOR A FUCKING HELLO KITTY APRON.
"WHATS WRONG HONEY?" KARL SAID IN A FUCKING WHINEY FAGGOT VOICE.
"I ACCIDENTLY DROPPED A FUCKING FAG IN MY HUGE FUCKING BEARD. YOU FUCKING CUNT CLEAN THIS SHIT UP," OF WHICH FUCKING KARL CAME BACK FUCKING NAKED EXCEPT FOR A FUCKING HELLO KITTY APRON.
"NO NO I'M FUCKING SORRY HONEYBABY, I'LL WARM YOUR FUCKING ASS UP," OF WHICH KAORURU BENT DOWN AND STARTED BUTTSEXING FUCKING KARL'S ASS EXCEPT IT WAS SORT OF FUCKING AWKWARD CONSIDERING THAT KARL'S FUCKING HELLO KITTY APRON WAS STILL IN THE FUCKING WAY. TEARS ROLLED FUCKING SILENTLY DOWN KARLS CHEEKS. JUST ONCE HE WOULD FUCKING LIKE KAORU TO TREAT HIM LIKE A REAL FUCKING WOMAN. INSTEAD OF LIKE A WHORE PIECE OF SHIT. HE WATCHED AS FUCKING TEARS FELL ON TO THE FUCKING PINK HELLO KITTY APRON.
UPON SEEING KARL'S FUCKING BLACK EMO TEARS, KAORURU RIPPED THE FUCKING HELLO KITTY APRON OFF KARL'S BLACK HAIRY ASS AND SAID,"FUCKING KARL, OH BABY OH BABY STOP FUCKING CRYING LIKE A SLAG YOU FUCKING WHORE FUCKING SHIT FUCKING CUNT YES OH YES."
"UNF FUCKING UNF BABY YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT? DO YOU? YOU FUCKING WHORE. DON'T THINK I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ABOUT YOU AND THAT FAG SHINYA. I SAW THE FUCKING DOG HAIRS. THAT FAG AND HIS FUCKING DOG" KAORU SHOUTED IN HIS FUCKING MANLY VOICE AS HE POUNDED KARLS ASS IN A FUCKING MANLY WAY LIKE HE DOES.
AFTER SHOVING KARL ONTO THE FUCKING WHITE PORCH ON THIS FUCKING SHINY DAY IN FUCKING FISH N CHIPS LAND WITH HIS FUCKING HAIRY BULKYASS PENIS KAORURU STRUTTED INSIDE STILL HALFNAKED AND WENT TO DRINK DOWN SOME FUCKING BEER.
LIKE A REAL FUCKING MAN. KARL PANICKED. KAORU HAD LOCKED THE FUCKING DOOR LIKE A MAN AND NOW FUCKING KARL WAS STUCK OUTSIDE WITH HIS FUCKING HAIRY ASS AND FUCKING DING DING FF=UCKING FLOWING IN THE FUCKING WIND. "KAORUUUUU LET ME IN PLEASE" KARL FUCKING WHINED "NO FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY SLUT. I NEED SOME FUCKING MAN TIME WITH TOSHIYA AND HIS FUCKING WHORE MOUTH NOW FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE" KARL BIT HIS LIP "GET A GRIP KARL," HE TOLD HIMSELF "DON'T CRY IN FRONT OF HIM THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS."
"AND SO FUCKING NAKED KARL WITH HIS FUCKING HAIRY ASS AND FUCKING DING DING FLOWING IN THE FUCKING WIND RAN AS FAST AS COULD LIKE A FUCKING DEER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS RUNNING AWAY FROM A FUCKING ANGRY BLOODTHIRSTY FUCKING WOLF TO FUCKING SHINYA'S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAUS.
HE RAN FUCKING FASTER AND FASTER UNTIL HE FUCKING FELL. "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" SAID A FUCKING MYSTERIOUS VOICE. " KARL TURNED AROUND FUCKING COVERED IN MUD AND SHIT " YOU'RE LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL FUCKING BRAND OF HEROIN." KARL NEARLY FUCKING TOUCHED HIMSELF WHEN HE FUCKING SAW WHO IT WAS. EDWARD FUCKING EDWARD WAS THERE, NAKED, WITH A FUCKING HARD ON.
EDWARD WAS FUCKING RUNNING TOWARDS HIM LIKE A FUCKING VAMPIRE TOTALLY COULD IN THE FUCKING LIGHT OF THE DAY WITH HIS FUCKING HAPPY SPARKLES BOUNCING FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND WHEN HE FINALLY REACHED FUCKING NAKED KARL SHIT FUCKING IN THE MUD AND LEANED DOWN AND KARL CAME AS HE FUCKING LEANED INTO HIS FUCKING EAR AND FUCKING SAID,
"NEEDS MOAR SPARKLES."
the fucking end