LOL

[hotshiat_pika]

 
GUYS.
GUYS.
GUYS.

SO AS I'M UP/DOWNLOADING PROGRAMS BACK...I have this sudden urge to once again play the wonderful, colorful, fruity tooty but at times very violent and inappropriate due to its daily dose of immature players game of

MAPLESTORY









SOMEONE START OVER WITH ME.

DOWNLOAD IT HERE
(make sure you download the EUROPE VERSION
using one of the mirror sites they provide)
(it'll take an hour or two...LOL BUT IT'S SO WORTH IT TO KILL MUSHROOMS AND DO STUPID NAKED SHIT. WITH ME(the "with me" part should pretty much do it for you). IT'D BE AWESOME IF AT LEAST FIVE OF YOU COME WITH ME. BECAUSE THAT'D BE PERFECT(with the quests and all that beautiful shit). AND WE COULD TOTALLY

BOND

with 2-dimensionally big-headed characters through the vast network of that which is the internet and I will now stop trying to sound intelligent as I try to recruit sensible, teenaged people into a lame RPG game where players get magical powers by chucking baby seals and whacking snails. BUT HEY.

Click HERE for the site.

Click HERE to sign up.

Then click HERE to download the game :D(if you haven't already).

RANDOM POINTS.

- they have an 'immigrant' system
- I found a hat that resembles a KKK hood.  I wonder if I'm the only one who noticed that
- they have different cities representing different parts of the world
Like Japan.

And the desert
But they're missing outer space which I think is totally gay but w/e
- you can perform meaningless marriages
- OMG YOU CAN EVEN HAVE FAMILYS.  The latest pointless thing they've come up with
- lol wow this is really lame
- but I miss it
- and Carnival Party Quest is as fun as not hell

AND AN EXAMPLE OF REAL LIFE
OF WHAT IS TOTALLY TRUE
AND WHAT I EXPERIENCE DAY AFTER DAAAY.

Click to view

MAPLETRAIN

keykeyzombie
kyosmash
jetblackhoney
emmathejunebug
kynoxy
persephoneia