5M! Round 6
1. "Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any." - Boiler Room overdonedani
2. "He who hesitates, masturbates." - The Cable Guy joelsephiryn
3. "End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad." - The Dark Crystal runswithspoons
4. "Bitch, Are you for real?"
5. "I'm not gonna shoot you unless I have to. And if I have to I'll feel really bad about it. Now sit down!" - The Peacemaker overdonedani
6. "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." - Young Frankenstein joelsephiryn
7. "I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am." - The Man With Two Brains runswithspoons
8. "Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!" - Death to Smoochy joelsephiryn
9. "Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him." - Rudy joelsephiryn
10. "I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door." - The Whole Nine Yards runswithspoons
11. "Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end." - The Gods Must Be Crazy overdonedani
12. "You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't relate to other people, so you fill your life with stuff... I'm just like all these other collector losers." - Ghost World overdonedani
13. "Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us." - Castaway joelsephiryn
14. "When the pressures of modern society become too great for a person, when one's chemical dynamic becomes such that they are unbalanced, that they cease painting within the lines, they come to us. These are the people that society would prefer just go away -- the shadow people. The shadow people that project upon us their shadow and remind us just how tenuous mental health is. Our worst fears. They remind us how easy it can be to slip."
15. "Maybe I finally found it, way down here in the mud. Maybe from down here I can start up again, be something I can be proud of, without having to fake it, be a fake human being." - Platoon runswithspoons
16. "Let's see... we've had the backyard circumcision, we've danced with the pigs to assure my fertility - that one really changed my life. What's the next step? Cannibalism? Hey, Mrs. O'Brien, you doing anything tonight? We're having a barbecue, wear some hot sauce!" - Krippendorf's Tribe overdonedani
17. "I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent." - Serial Mom overdonedani
18. "At the start of the evening, I was in the hall. I know because I was there." - Clue runswithspoons
19. "Go back inside. Tell your colleagues to do the possible. Then the impossible and then the unthinkable, until he's out of danger. Because when you're finished, Doctor, that room will contain either four living men or four corpses. Do you understand?"
20. "You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war? Well don't."
21. "I mean, guys are saying that sometimes no means yes, and honestly, sometimes it does. But I don't think for one second that any guy who's pulled himself off a crying woman has been mistaken for one minute about what she wanted." - The Maxx joelsephiryn
22. "You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell." - 200 Cigarettes overdonedani
23. "So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - Coming to America joelsephiryn
24. "40,000 people die every day, Darrell. How come you're not one of 'em?" - U-turn overdonedani
25. "It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!" - Crash runswithspoons
2. "He who hesitates, masturbates." - The Cable Guy joelsephiryn
3. "End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad." - The Dark Crystal runswithspoons
4. "Bitch, Are you for real?"
5. "I'm not gonna shoot you unless I have to. And if I have to I'll feel really bad about it. Now sit down!" - The Peacemaker overdonedani
6. "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." - Young Frankenstein joelsephiryn
7. "I don't think there's a girl floating in a jar anywhere who's as happy as I am." - The Man With Two Brains runswithspoons
8. "Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!" - Death to Smoochy joelsephiryn
9. "Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him." - Rudy joelsephiryn
10. "I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door." - The Whole Nine Yards runswithspoons
11. "Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end." - The Gods Must Be Crazy overdonedani
12. "You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't relate to other people, so you fill your life with stuff... I'm just like all these other collector losers." - Ghost World overdonedani
13. "Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us." - Castaway joelsephiryn
14. "When the pressures of modern society become too great for a person, when one's chemical dynamic becomes such that they are unbalanced, that they cease painting within the lines, they come to us. These are the people that society would prefer just go away -- the shadow people. The shadow people that project upon us their shadow and remind us just how tenuous mental health is. Our worst fears. They remind us how easy it can be to slip."
15. "Maybe I finally found it, way down here in the mud. Maybe from down here I can start up again, be something I can be proud of, without having to fake it, be a fake human being." - Platoon runswithspoons
16. "Let's see... we've had the backyard circumcision, we've danced with the pigs to assure my fertility - that one really changed my life. What's the next step? Cannibalism? Hey, Mrs. O'Brien, you doing anything tonight? We're having a barbecue, wear some hot sauce!" - Krippendorf's Tribe overdonedani
17. "I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent." - Serial Mom overdonedani
18. "At the start of the evening, I was in the hall. I know because I was there." - Clue runswithspoons
19. "Go back inside. Tell your colleagues to do the possible. Then the impossible and then the unthinkable, until he's out of danger. Because when you're finished, Doctor, that room will contain either four living men or four corpses. Do you understand?"
20. "You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war? Well don't."
21. "I mean, guys are saying that sometimes no means yes, and honestly, sometimes it does. But I don't think for one second that any guy who's pulled himself off a crying woman has been mistaken for one minute about what she wanted." - The Maxx joelsephiryn
22. "You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell." - 200 Cigarettes overdonedani
23. "So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - Coming to America joelsephiryn
24. "40,000 people die every day, Darrell. How come you're not one of 'em?" - U-turn overdonedani
25. "It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!" - Crash runswithspoons