5M!
Sorry that this is late... I had meetings all morning. Here you go anyway.
Round 5:
1. "I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?" - Faster Pussycat. Kill! Kill! overdonedani
2. "You think I don't know what's going on here? What kind of guy goes into a store and asks for Captain Berry Crunch? That's a kid's cereal!"
3. "There is no right girl for you! And if you've already met her, she's probably either killed herself, or become a lesbian." - Saving Silverman joelsephiryn
4. "Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." - Saved! shingomama
5. "A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish." - Caddyshack joelsephiryn
6. "You're on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. It's not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? It's the charge, it's the bolt, it's the buzz, it's the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. Am I right?" - Sexy Beast overdonedani
7. "This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!"
8. "The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird." - The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys overdonedani
9. "So Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?" - Dark City overdonedani
10. "The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?"
11. "That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!" - Natural Born Killers overdonedani
12. "In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?" - Half Baked overdonedani
13. "He said, "Tell me where the money is or I'll shoot her." I think he was counting on a level of commitment that just wasn't there."
14. "I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
15. "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." - Lord of War preceptprefect
16. "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." - Harvey overdonedani
17. "Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep." - Wedding Crashers overdonedani
18. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy overdonedani
19. "You can fuck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that." - 40 Year Old Virgin shingomama
20. "It's funny how when you're a kid, a day can last forever. Now, all these years seem just like a blink."
21. "Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me." - Bram Stoker's: Dracula overdonedani
22. "From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on Earth as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation."
23. "It isn't lying! You just tell them what you did right, and you leave out the rest!" - Snake Eyes joelsephiryn
24. "Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company."
25. "So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog?" - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy overdonedani
Ok... Go.
If all of them are answered by Tuesday night... then I will have another round up on wednesday morning. Hurry.
~The Baaron
Round 5:
1. "I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?" - Faster Pussycat. Kill! Kill! overdonedani
2. "You think I don't know what's going on here? What kind of guy goes into a store and asks for Captain Berry Crunch? That's a kid's cereal!"
3. "There is no right girl for you! And if you've already met her, she's probably either killed herself, or become a lesbian." - Saving Silverman joelsephiryn
4. "Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary." - Saved! shingomama
5. "A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish." - Caddyshack joelsephiryn
6. "You're on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. It's not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? It's the charge, it's the bolt, it's the buzz, it's the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. Am I right?" - Sexy Beast overdonedani
7. "This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!"
8. "The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird." - The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys overdonedani
9. "So Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?" - Dark City overdonedani
10. "The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?"
11. "That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!" - Natural Born Killers overdonedani
12. "In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?" - Half Baked overdonedani
13. "He said, "Tell me where the money is or I'll shoot her." I think he was counting on a level of commitment that just wasn't there."
14. "I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
15. "Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start." - Lord of War preceptprefect
16. "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." - Harvey overdonedani
17. "Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep." - Wedding Crashers overdonedani
18. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy overdonedani
19. "You can fuck her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that." - 40 Year Old Virgin shingomama
20. "It's funny how when you're a kid, a day can last forever. Now, all these years seem just like a blink."
21. "Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me." - Bram Stoker's: Dracula overdonedani
22. "From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on Earth as far as I am able. I will ruin Your incarnation."
23. "It isn't lying! You just tell them what you did right, and you leave out the rest!" - Snake Eyes joelsephiryn
24. "Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company."
25. "So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog?" - Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy overdonedani
Ok... Go.
If all of them are answered by Tuesday night... then I will have another round up on wednesday morning. Hurry.
~The Baaron