Rules for Threesomes, part one (crossposted on myspace)

[hotrod]

As each of us coasts through our life in this bawdy age of excess, glamor, and decadence we will undoubtedly be forced to tackle problems that generations before haven't had to deal with. Issues such as, "will this cell phone give me a tumor," "will Bovine Growth Hormone make me grow udders," or "what was this MDMA cut with

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I approve

[a_gentle_hill]

This sounds like protocol developed at a bar.

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[hotrod]

nah, just my own fevered thoughts. I guess it's a little lame that even my fantasies have ground rules.

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[a_gentle_hill]

Heh, well, if nothing else you've got some things figured out regarding the female mind. I remember mentioning something about threesomes to an ex years ago, and once I did I regretted it. He kept bringing it up and he had this glint in his eye every time... it was too much pressure. As long as we dated, the idea didn't appeal to me again.

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[propopdan]

Hey... I'm Dan.

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[hotrod]

Danger!

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[hotrod]

I came close, once. But the other girl was not very nice, and it was clear she was only there for the girl I was seeing. Didn't see much reason to pursue it. It would be damn foolish to pressure a girl over it, guaranteed to bite you in the ass.