IT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT!
What is up with automated phone answering systems?
Almost every one that I call say,"Please listen closely as our options have changed."
What the hell? This has to be a lie. I don't think that the companies of America change their phone options this often. Why say this? Do they think that I wouldn't pay attention if they didn't use this trick? It's a conspiracy, that's what I say!! I think that the communist have set up this ploy to waste American's time and bring down our economy!
One more thing, we all have touch tone phones now!
Why state, "If you don't have a touch tone phone, please stay on the line and someone will assist you."
IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF COMMIES SETTING US UP! If you don't have a touch tone phone, go to Walmart and buy one for $5.00! If you don't have $5.00, then you probably already know that you need to wait and someone will assist you. EVEN IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON, CHANCES ARE THAT BY THE TIME YOU FINISH PROCESSING AND FIGURE OUT THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL HANG UP BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, THE OPERATOR WILL BE ON TALKING TO YOU.
Why oh why waist the majority of American's time with this crap when it is only a few that will be impacted.
I'll tell you why; IT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT! STAND UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND PUT A COMPLAINT INTO YOUR COMPANY IF IT IS AN OFFENDER!
...yeah, I spend a lot of my day on the phone.
Almost every one that I call say,"Please listen closely as our options have changed."
What the hell? This has to be a lie. I don't think that the companies of America change their phone options this often. Why say this? Do they think that I wouldn't pay attention if they didn't use this trick? It's a conspiracy, that's what I say!! I think that the communist have set up this ploy to waste American's time and bring down our economy!
One more thing, we all have touch tone phones now!
Why state, "If you don't have a touch tone phone, please stay on the line and someone will assist you."
IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF COMMIES SETTING US UP! If you don't have a touch tone phone, go to Walmart and buy one for $5.00! If you don't have $5.00, then you probably already know that you need to wait and someone will assist you. EVEN IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON, CHANCES ARE THAT BY THE TIME YOU FINISH PROCESSING AND FIGURE OUT THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL HANG UP BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, THE OPERATOR WILL BE ON TALKING TO YOU.
Why oh why waist the majority of American's time with this crap when it is only a few that will be impacted.
I'll tell you why; IT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT! STAND UP FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND PUT A COMPLAINT INTO YOUR COMPANY IF IT IS AN OFFENDER!
...yeah, I spend a lot of my day on the phone.