I AM MEXICAN!!(DOES ANY1 EVER GET THIS?)
OKAY..I WORK IN TEXAS; KNOWING THIS, U WILL COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I KNOW A BIT OF SPANISH SINCE THAT'S LIKE THE NATIVE LANGUAGE (SACRCASTIC) AROUND HERE. ANYHOO, I HAVE GUESTS FROM MEXICO THAT COME IN AND ARE POLITE W/ FIRST HAVING ENOUGH RESPECT TO ASK ME, "HABLAS ESPANOL?" AND EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT FLUENT, I WORK W/ THEM AND MOST OF THE TIME WE GET THINGS ACCOMPLISHED. BUT I JUST HATE THE ONES THAT COME IN AND JUST START TALKING LIKE "BLAH BHALA BHALAHLAHA A(SPEAKING SPANISH) BHALALLAKSA"! SO I FOUND A WAY TO BE DISRESPECTFUL BACK, I JUST SAY "IM SORRY I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH." NOW IM NOT RACIST, BEING MEXICAN AS WELL, BUT IT'S SO ANNOYING AND DISRESPECTFUL TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE, I DON'T GO AROUND MEXICO AND START BLABBING OFF IN ENGLISH. IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK STUPID! SO NOW THE GUEST STARTS TALKING ABOUT ME IN SPANISH SINCE HE/SHE THINKS I DON'T UNDERSTAND, N THIS IS MY FAVE PART CUZ I JUST GO ALONG W/ IT AND AT THE END REPLY, "MUCHOS GRACIAS, SI INTIENDO TODO QUE TU DICES." (THANK YOU, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU SAID) IM HOPING THATS HOW U SAY IT. AND I ESPECIALLY HATE THE ONES WHO KNOW ENGLISH AS WELL N TELL ME, YOU'RE MEXICAN, U SHOULD KNOW SPANISH..UM EXCUSE ME? IM MEXICAN AMERICAN WHERE I BELIEVE ENGLISH IS THE MOST USED LANGUAGE, N IF I HAVE ONLY BEEN 2 MEXICO LIKE ONE TIME IN MY LIFE, Y DO I HAVE TO LEARN SPANISH TO PLEASE YOU? DON'T GET ME WRONG GUYS, I KNOW SPANISH ENOUGH TO NOT SOUND STUPID WHEN SPEAKIN IT, BUT DAM WHY HASSLE ME JUST CUZ OF THAT? UR NOT IN MEXICO, I THINK YOU REALIZED THAT WHEN U ARRIVED HERE. I MEAN, SOME ARE JUST CRUDE N SELFISH LIKE THAT. I NEVER SEE THE SWISS, ASIANS, OR FRENCH EVER HASSLE ME THAT I DON'T SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGES BECAUSE THEY REALIZE THEY ARE IN AMERICA U KNO? WELL, U GUYS GET THE POINT. ANYWAY..YES VERY ANNOYING.