Steven, Drewy and In Flames.
So we were all standing around in our free period bored as shit and someone (namely me) says "Steven, get your In Flames tickets"
Now Steven is... not a very concerty person. In the words of Drewy, Steven is a "little fucking nerd". On the other hand, Drewy is a very big concerty person and is really not big on anything non-musical at all. So Drewy and Steven are like, polar opposites.
Since I don't have a picture of Steven, I'm going to post a picture of an old lady that looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM (okay, it's a bit pixelated).
And here's a picture of Drewy sucking an invisible cock.
Seeing as there was no way Steven was going to buy tickets, Drewy took the opportunity to rip Steven off. The conversation went something like this:
Steven: Why would I get In Flames tickets for?
Me: So you can see the band?
Drewy: Come on it's only like 50 bucks
Steven: Well I don't have 50 bucks!
Me: Yes you do!
Drewy: Probably spent it on a fucking Gameboy or some shit
Steven: I don't even have a gameboy.
Drewy: That's why I said you'd buy one dumbarse
Steven: Well what would I do with a gameboy?
Drewy: What the hell do you think? Shove it up your arse.
Steven: ....
Drewy: So come on buy some tickets. Do something that you'll be proud of for once.
Steven: I'm proud of lots of things.
Drewy: No you're not. What's one thing in your life that you're fucking proud of? You named your fucking computer man that's fucking sad.
Me *to Steven*: ... You named your computer?
Steven: Yep
Me: What'd you name it?
Steven: Morbo
Me: .... Oh.
Drewy: See? What a fucking nerd. So yeah, your life fucking sucks, now buy your fucking ticket.
Steven: Well what the fuck is so good about your life theN?
Drewy: ... I ... have my tickets?
It was funny at the time.
Guess you had to be there :(
And then the bell goes. And Steven runs off to class.
And I bet he cried.
Poor Steven.
Now Steven is... not a very concerty person. In the words of Drewy, Steven is a "little fucking nerd". On the other hand, Drewy is a very big concerty person and is really not big on anything non-musical at all. So Drewy and Steven are like, polar opposites.
Since I don't have a picture of Steven, I'm going to post a picture of an old lady that looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM (okay, it's a bit pixelated).
And here's a picture of Drewy sucking an invisible cock.
Seeing as there was no way Steven was going to buy tickets, Drewy took the opportunity to rip Steven off. The conversation went something like this:
Steven: Why would I get In Flames tickets for?
Me: So you can see the band?
Drewy: Come on it's only like 50 bucks
Steven: Well I don't have 50 bucks!
Me: Yes you do!
Drewy: Probably spent it on a fucking Gameboy or some shit
Steven: I don't even have a gameboy.
Drewy: That's why I said you'd buy one dumbarse
Steven: Well what would I do with a gameboy?
Drewy: What the hell do you think? Shove it up your arse.
Steven: ....
Drewy: So come on buy some tickets. Do something that you'll be proud of for once.
Steven: I'm proud of lots of things.
Drewy: No you're not. What's one thing in your life that you're fucking proud of? You named your fucking computer man that's fucking sad.
Me *to Steven*: ... You named your computer?
Steven: Yep
Me: What'd you name it?
Steven: Morbo
Me: .... Oh.
Drewy: See? What a fucking nerd. So yeah, your life fucking sucks, now buy your fucking ticket.
Steven: Well what the fuck is so good about your life theN?
Drewy: ... I ... have my tickets?
It was funny at the time.
Guess you had to be there :(
And then the bell goes. And Steven runs off to class.
And I bet he cried.
Poor Steven.