fantrolls, now plural

Apr 24, 2011 04:05

Your name is DRACHE MORDON.

You are a fine young troll, already well on your way to becoming one of the feared and reproached ADJUDELINQUENTS who offer their services in resolving disputes for the feuding. You pride yourself on your PRAGMATISM and your ability to be IMPARTIAL AND RATIONAL, all qualities which make you excellent at ADJUDELINQUENCY. You're also quite STRONG, which helps with CRACKING HEADS. Most people don't take kindly to being ADJUDELINQUATED, so some force is necessary.

But ADJUDELINQUENCY is something you GROW OUT OF, so when you're older, you might just join the LEGISLACERATORS, yourself. That is, assuming you haven't been PROSECUTED already for impersonation of the GRAND HIGHBLOODS.

Your blood colour is OKAY, BUT NOT GREAT. However, you type and dress in A REGAL SHADE OF INDIGO, just to FUCK WITH PEOPLE. You pass as a grand highblood PRETTY DAMN NICELY, if you do say so yourself. You keep an eye out for any impending LEGISLACERATORS, though you're sure they have better things to do than come after A KID WHO'S KEEPING THE PEACE.

Your interests are EQUALLY REFINED. You originally got into them to support your INDIGO-BLOODED COVER, but now you legitimately enjoy the FINE ART AND LITERATURE of ancient Alternia. Go figure.

Your trolltag is ballisticPeacemaker and you speak in a rather eloquent and articulate manner befitting one of indigo blood, just to be a douche.

***

Your name is VILANA FALANЖ.

You are a BLUEBLOOD of the HIGHEST ESTEEM (almost). You take great pride in your ancestry and your future, both of which are STEEPED IN INTERSPECIES WARFARE. When you grow up, you intend to become the DREAD ADMIRAL of your own fleet. You will TEAR UP THE ENEMY SOMETHING FIERCE.

You enjoy the RICH AND BLOODY HISTORY of Alternia, as well as exercises in STRATEGY AND TACTICS, much like your STORIED ANCESTOR, Admiral Ragnarok Queenwarden. You keep a JOURNAL of your every venture, since your name will someday STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF TROLLS. Your journal will be some young troll's MOST PRIZED POSSESSION, much like Admiral Queenwarden's journal is yours.

As a young troll, you also developed a fascination with VENOMS AND TOXINS, which you mix into DEADLY COCKTAILS for your own entertainment. You've been sampling them for so long that you're basically IMMUNE to any poison found on Alternia. Certain toxins in EXTREMELY HIGH VOLUMES can still kill you, but only if someone's brave enough to MAKE YOU DRINK IT. Good luck, nooksuckers.

Your trolltag is toxicPernicion and you tend to add an eжtra noжiouƨ-ƨounding hiƨƨ to your wordƨ.

***

Your name is CYANEA NIDARI.

You'll be introduced later.

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