Domestic bliss, or... something.
Sitting on the couch, typing emails. Moonrise is sitting about a cushion away in "I am not happy but I am not disgruntled enough to do anything about it either" position. Moonshine jumps up onto the couch and starts settling down for naptimes. Cue the following:
Moonrise: *hiss growl* MY COUCH! MOM, HE'S TOUCHING MEEEEE!
Me: Except for the part where he's a good 6 inches away from you, you little drama queen.
Moonrise: Fine. I guess I'll let him sleep on MY COUCH. Because I'm a gracious princess.
Moonshine: *is completely oblivious* ZZZZZZZ
Some time later...
Moonshine: *has rolled onto his back, paws in the air, and while doing so stuffed his face into Moonrise's*
Me: *snickers*
Moonrise: Okay, I guess I don't hate you. At least, not right this minute. Here, let me groom your ears.
Moonshine: *snorebwuh?* Hey, wha? I was sleeping here! *moves head*
Moonrise: Hey! Hold still will you! *grabs his head and keeps licking*
Moonshine: You just LICKED THE INSIDE OF MY EAR! WHAT THE HELL!
Me: At least it wasn't me this time.
Moonshine: I CHOMP YOU!
Moonrise: OH YEAH WELL I CHOMP YOU! AND KICK YOUR HEAD!
*all of five seconds later*
Moonshine: Well, that was fun. Okay, you can groom my ears now if you want to.
Moonrise: Good, now stay put this time. *lick*
Me: *facepalm* At least this time around it's not grudge-match-to-the-death mode...
Several hours later:
Moonshine: WRESTLING TIMES!
Moonrise: *snarl growl hiss*
Moonshine: I SIT ON YOU!
Me: ...Don't make me come over there.
Moonshine: ...And groom your ears now.
Moonrise: I am going to glare at you fiercely from where I am mostly buried under you. But because I am so gracious and forgiving, I'm not going to bother to do anything like try to actually get loose. No, I will merely impress you with the force of my sulking.
Moonshine: *doesn't notice Sulk Power in the slightest and keeps licking*
Moonrise: My sulking, it does nothing! Say, Mom, why are you just standing there laughing? A little help here?
Moonshine: *is oblivious*
Me: *is entertained*
Oh, kitties.
Moonrise: *hiss growl* MY COUCH! MOM, HE'S TOUCHING MEEEEE!
Me: Except for the part where he's a good 6 inches away from you, you little drama queen.
Moonrise: Fine. I guess I'll let him sleep on MY COUCH. Because I'm a gracious princess.
Moonshine: *is completely oblivious* ZZZZZZZ
Some time later...
Moonshine: *has rolled onto his back, paws in the air, and while doing so stuffed his face into Moonrise's*
Me: *snickers*
Moonrise: Okay, I guess I don't hate you. At least, not right this minute. Here, let me groom your ears.
Moonshine: *snorebwuh?* Hey, wha? I was sleeping here! *moves head*
Moonrise: Hey! Hold still will you! *grabs his head and keeps licking*
Moonshine: You just LICKED THE INSIDE OF MY EAR! WHAT THE HELL!
Me: At least it wasn't me this time.
Moonshine: I CHOMP YOU!
Moonrise: OH YEAH WELL I CHOMP YOU! AND KICK YOUR HEAD!
*all of five seconds later*
Moonshine: Well, that was fun. Okay, you can groom my ears now if you want to.
Moonrise: Good, now stay put this time. *lick*
Me: *facepalm* At least this time around it's not grudge-match-to-the-death mode...
Several hours later:
Moonshine: WRESTLING TIMES!
Moonrise: *snarl growl hiss*
Moonshine: I SIT ON YOU!
Me: ...Don't make me come over there.
Moonshine: ...And groom your ears now.
Moonrise: I am going to glare at you fiercely from where I am mostly buried under you. But because I am so gracious and forgiving, I'm not going to bother to do anything like try to actually get loose. No, I will merely impress you with the force of my sulking.
Moonshine: *doesn't notice Sulk Power in the slightest and keeps licking*
Moonrise: My sulking, it does nothing! Say, Mom, why are you just standing there laughing? A little help here?
Moonshine: *is oblivious*
Me: *is entertained*
Oh, kitties.