This is part 1 of Massu's self written Gotouchi (location) songs that he sang in all 11 Tegomasu no Mahou concert venues. Part 1 because I don't think they'll all fit in one post ahaha
The songs mainly draw on the famous food (typical Massu) and places within a certain prefecture. I've done my best to explain and/or link to information about a lot of the terms, but it was...a pain XD I did try though :D
Mistakes and all that will be fixed tomorrow :)
Tabetsukuse! Tokushima食べつくせ!徳島Tabetsukuse! TokushimaEat it up! Tokushima
阿波踊りって踊りだけじゃなくて
たべれるほうの鶏もあるらしい
とりあえず早速たべてみたい
鳴門がぐるぐる渦まく
鯛 鯖 ワカメもぐるぐる
すだっちをギュギュッっとしぼったら
これ間違いない!
フィッシュカツ 半田そうめん 徳島ラーメン
鳴門金時に和三盆
まだまだだでてくる とくとくと
とくとく とくとく ととと
徳島 徳島 徳島 徳島
徳島 徳島 美味しーな 徳島
またまた徳島来て良かったな
マル
Awaodori tte odori dake janakute
Tabereru hou no tori mo arurashii
Toriaezu sassoku tabetemitai
Naruto ga guruguru uzumaku
Tai saba wakame mo guruguru
Sudacchi wo gyugyu tto shibottara
Kore machigainai!
Fuisshu katsu handa soumen Tokushima ramen
Naruto kintoki ni wa wasanbon
Mada mada da detekuru toku toku to
Toku toku toku toku to to to
Tokushima Tokushima Tokushima Tokushima
Tokushima Tokushima oishiina Tokushima
Mata mata tokushima kite yokatta na
MaruAwaodori Festival isn’t just a dance
It seems that it’s also a way of eating chicken
For now, I want to hurry up and try eating it
The fish cakes are turning and twirling
So are the sea bream, mackerel and brown seaweed
Tightly squeeze the
Tokushima citrusThere’s no mistaking it!
Fish cutlet, Handa-brand soumen, Tokushima ramen
Japanese sugar on the
Naruto Kintoki sweet potatoesThere’s still more to come, so proud
Proud and triumphant, to to to
Tokushima, Tokushima, Tokushima, Tokushima
Tokushima, Tokushima, so tasty, Tokushima
It’s great that we get to come to Tokushima again
End
Hokkaido wa dekkai zo!北海道はデッカイぞ!Hokkaido wa dekkai zo!Hokkaido is huge!
北海道でアスパラ食べたら
マジマジこれってアスパラですか?
まあ~凄いアスパラガス
美味しいもの多すぎるよ
おちおち寝られないよ
今夜もググっていこうよ!
なまらうまいっしょ
烏賊飯 ジンギスカーンに
カニカニカーニバル
いももち もちもちっす
スープカリー
湯気上がる ちゃんちゃん焼き
札幌ラーメン
ほっかほっかほっか ほかほかほっかほか
北海道 北海道 北海道 北海道
北海道 北海道 デッカイぞ 北海道
やっぱほっか北海道はデッカイぞ!
Hokkaido de asupara tabetara
Maji maji kore tte asupara desu ka?
Maa sugoi asuparagasu
Oishii mono oosugiru yo
Ochiochi nerarenai yo
Konya mo gugu tte ikou yo!
Namaraumaissho
Ika meshi jingisukaan ni
Kani kani kaanibaru
Imomochi mocha mochissu
Suupu karii
Yuge agaru chanchan yaki
Sapporo ramen
Hokka hokka hokka hoka hoka hokka hoka
Hokkaido Hokkaido Hokkaido Hokkaido
Hokkaido Hokkaido dekkai zo Hokkaido
Yappa hokka Hokkaido wa dekkai zo!When I ate asparagus in Hokkaido,
Seriously is this really asparagus?
Well it’s some awesome asparagus
There are too many tasty things
I can’t get a good night’s sleep
Tonight let’s Google them all!
NamaraumaisshoSquid meal with the
Genghis Khan mealCrab, crab, carnival
Potato mochi is springy
Curry soup
Steam is rising as it’s being cooked quickly
Sapporo ramen
Warm, warm, warm food, warm, warm, warm food
Hokkaido, Hokkaido, Hokkaido, Hokkaido
Hokkaido, Hokkaido, it’s huge, Hokkaido
As I thought, Hokkaido is huge!
Sasa tto Niigataササっと新潟Sasa tto NiigataQuickly, Niigata
パンダスキーから始めたすきーで
ミルミルミルミル 上手くなっちゃって
まぁ~すごい増田少年
ちっちゃい頃からよく来てるよ
手越もスノボーで来ているらしい
べきそばおかずにコシヒカリ3杯
食べてるらしい
ぽっぽ焼き 醤油赤飯 柿の種
笹団子発明した上杉謙信
ササでささっと包んだの
ささっと開いて食べる
笹団子ささささぁーさぁーどうぞ!
新潟 新潟 新潟 新潟
新潟 新潟 右肩 辛いから
お米重いから買うとき頼っちゃう
通販
Panda sukii kara hajimeta sukii de
Miru miru miru miru umaku nacchatte
Maa sugoi Masuda shounen
Chicchai koro kara yoku kiteru yo
Tegoshi mo sunoboo de kiteirurashii
Bekisoba okazu ni koshihikari sanbai
Tabeterurashii
Poppoyaki shouyu sekihan kaki no tane
Sasa dango hatsumeishita Uesugi Kenshin
Sasa de sasatto tsutsunda no
Sasatto hiraite taberu
Sasa dango sasasasaa saa douzo!
Niigata Niigata Niigata Niigata
Niigata Niigata migikata tsurai kara
Okome omoi kara kau toki tayocchau
TsuuhanI started off skiing with
Panda skisBefore I knew it, I got really good
Wow, that’s amazing boy Masuda
Since I was little, I came here a lot
And it seems like Tegoshi does snowboarding here too
Side dish of bekisoba with 3 servings of Koshihikari rice
Seemingly eating
Uesugi Kenshin made the bamboo dumplings
Quickly open them and eat them
Quickly with the bamboo dumplings, here you go!
Niigata, Niigata, Niigata, Niigata
Niigata, Niigata, my right shoulder hurts
I’ll have to depend on this when I buy rice because it’s heavy,
Mail order
Shizuoka no kimi ni静岡のキミにShizuoka no kimi niTo you in Shizuoka
Yo! Hey! Say! になって7年
餃子の消費量で日本一
とりあえず早速会いに行きたい~
早く食べたいよ 煙が もくもく
日、月、火、、水曜日も もくもく
通の食べ方はラー油とお酢で~
食べるらしいよ
ニンニク ニラ ネギ キャベツ
塩コショウ
生姜 醤油も少々 お肉も登場
次の日デートがあってもニンニクを抜いて食べる
餃子の事だけしか言わないよ
静岡 静岡 静岡 静岡
静岡 静岡 後輩 有岡
羽根が生えても飛んでっちゃ嫌だよ~
chuchu!!
Yo! Hey! Say! Ni natte nananen
Gyouza no shouhiryou de nihon ichi
Toriaezu sassoku ai ni ikitai~
Hayaku tabetai yo kemuri ga mokumoku
Nichi, getsu, ka, suiyoubi mo mokumoku
Tsuu no tabekata wa raayu to oso de~
Taberurashii yo
Ninniku nira negi kyabetsu
Shiokoshou
Shouga shouyu mo shoushou oniku mo tanjou
Tsugi no hi deeto ga attemo ninniku nuite taberu
Gyouza no koto dake shika iwanai yo
Shizuoka Shizuoka Shizuoka Shizuoka
Shizuoka Shizuoka kouhai Arioka
Hane ga haetemo tondeccha iya da yo~
Chu chu!!Yo! Hey! Say! It’s been 7 years
I’m Japan’s number one consumer of gyouza
Anyway, I want to meet you without delay
Clouds of steam, I want to hurry up and eat it
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesdays are also cloudy
The way to eat them is with chilli oil and vinegar~
Sounds like we’re eating it
With garlic, chives, spring onions and cabbages
Salt and pepper
Ginger and soy sauce too, the meat makes its entry as well
Even if you have a date the next day, pick out the garlic and eat it
Shizuoka, Shizuoka, Shizuoka, Shizuoka
Shizuoka, Shizuoka, my junior, Arioka
Even if I grow wings, I don’t want to fly away~
Kiss, kiss!!
Iretagari Aomori入れたがり青森Iretagari AomoriGoing into Aomori
ラーメンにカレーとミルク入れたり
つゆの中に焼きそば入れたり
鍋にせんべい ラジバンダリ
リンゴ大好き好き好き
ニンニクだいたい友達
しみじみしじみ汁
なんぼめんだば
大間の本マグロのっけ丼
アップル アップル アップル
あんたま あんばた
ねーぶた祭りにも行ってみたい
ラッセラッセラッセラッセーラ
いってみたい
青森 青森 青森 青森
青森 青森
あの2人 いい感じ
彼氏のポッケに手をいれて歩いたり
ヒューヒュー
Ramen ni karee to miruku iretari
Tsuyu no naka ni yakisoba iretari
Nabe ni senbei Rajibandari
Ringo daisuki suki suki
Ninniku daitai tomodachi
Shimijimi shijimi jiru
Nanbomendaba
Ooma no honmaguro nokkedon
Appuru appuru appuru
Antama anbata
Neebuta matsuri ni mo ittemitai
Rasse rasse rasse rasseera
Ittemitai
Aomori Aomori Aomori Aomori
Aomori Aomori
Ano futari ii kanji
Kareshi no pokke ni te wo irete aruitari
Hyuu hyuuPutting curry and milk into the ramen,
Putting yakisoba into the soup,
Rice crackers into the pot, rajibandari
I love, love, love apples
Garlic is pretty much my friend
Hearty clam soup
Nanbomen daba
Ooma’s blue fin tuna on top of rice
Apple, apple, apple
Red bean balls, Anbata bread
I want to check out the
Neebuta FestivalRasse rasse rasse rasseera
I want to chant that
Aomori Aomori Aomori Aomori
Aomori Aomori
Those two have good vibes
Putting her hand in his back pocket and walking,
*whistling sound*
Kumamoto Pon Pon熊本ポンポンKumamoto Pon PonKumamoto Pop Pop
サリーに頼んでテクマクマヤコン
魔法使いマスーテクマスマヤコン
熊さん会いたい 森の中かなー?
カドリー・ドミニオンで会えるらしい
世界最大級のコディアック
アメリカ代表 グリズリー
お目目の下にも
辛子蓮根こりゃあウマか~と連呼
テゴポン ポンポン
スイカにメロンもポンポン
馬カレーはうまかねぇ
こりゃうまかねぇ
一文もんもんもんもんもん字グールグル
熊本 熊本 熊本 熊本
熊本 熊本 テクマス in熊本
馬でも熊でも熊本ごもっとも
ポンポン
Sarii ni tanonde tekumakumayakon
Mahou tsukai masuu tekumasu mayakon
Kuma-san aitai mori no naka kanaa?
Kadorii dominion de aerurashii
Sekai saidaikyuu no kodeiakku
Amerika daihyou gurizurii
Omeme no shita ni mo
Karashi renkon koryaa uma kaa to renko
Tegopon pon pon
Suika ni meron mo pon pon
Uma karee wa umakanee
Korya umakanee
Ichimo mon mon mon mon monji guuruguru
Kumamoto Kumamoto Kumamoto Kumamoto
Kumamoto Kumamoto tekumasu in Kumamoto
Uma demo kuma demo Kumamoto gomotto mo
Pon ponSally called for “tekumakumayakon”
Wizard Masu and “tekumasuyakon”
I want to bear a bear, is he in the forest?
It seems like he’s in the Cuddly Dominion
The world’s greatest Kodiak bear
The Grizzly, representative of America
Under my eyes, too
I keep repeating if the
karashi renkon is good or not
Tegopon, pop pop
Watermelons and melons also go pop pop
Horse curry is good
Isn’t this good
One letter is spinning
Kumamoto, Kumamoto, Kumamoto, Kumamoto,
Kumamoto, Kumamoto, Tekumasu in Kumamoto
Horses or bears, Kumamoto is all right
Pop pop
NOTES
- "Rajibandari" is a comedy gag by "Double Dutch". Their gags always have lines ending in "~tari" and then the routine would end with "rajibandari", kinda like no matter what happened, it'll always just have the same conclusion.
- I actually have no idea what "bekisoba" may be, but I'm guessing it might be Niigata ben for "yakisoba".
- "Nanbomen daba" is also something I'm stuck on, and I yield zero plausible results on google and wikipedia. The only thing I got was that it might be a restaurant or shop in Aomori.
- "Rasse rasse rasse rasseera" is a chant done at the Neebuta festival.
- "Sally" is the protagonist in Japan's first magical anime series, whilst the phrase "tekumakumayakon" was a transformation line in "Himitsu no Akko-chan" another magical girl series. Then Massu goes and alters it to include "tekumasu", the name they gave to their bear mascots for the concert.