An ICQ chat phrase that made my day: "... (09.11.2007 17:51): in ru_auto livejournal community there was a picture from Yandex Traffic jams, where all the main streets, Sadovoe, 3-d circle, MKAD had been painted in red. And above picture there was a line sorry, it will be better to quote it in Russian: "eto pizdetz"
"Honestly, this nation that celebrates "New Year" one week before "Christmas", that celebrated "October Revolution" in November, and that has a city Saint-Petersburg situated in Leningrad region, definitely lacks common sense" Russia as it is