...Why? WHY?!?!?

Apr 18, 2008 16:21

Why did theearthquake have to come at 4:30 a.m.?! WHY NOT P.M.?!

So, in the middle of the night, I wake up to a loud noise, thinking my town is being bombed by some terribly misguided terrorists. Of course, being only awake enough to vaguely be aware of a loud noise, I could've had a brontosaur charging through my room and never been any the wiser. So when the rattling persisted for awhile, I said to myself,
"Is this an earthquake? ....whatever. zzz,"
After that, I had difficulty sleeping. So I woke up to hearing my dad talking to my mom.
"...miles away," is all I heard, so then I thought a storm was coming and we were gonna have to "Stay in the car take shelter", I get up, and groggily intelligently ask, "What's going on?"
"We just had an earthquake,"
"Are you serious? I was right?"
"Go back to bed,"
"..."
So then I had to pee. I stopped to talk to my dad, who was all watchin' tv at 5 in the morning. Cool for him, who isn't working due to a broken back, but real shitty for me, who has school. So I went pee and went to bed. FUCKING EARTHQUAKE RUINED MY SLEEPS CAUSE THEN I COULDN'T SLEEPS CUZZA RUNNY NOSE YOU BASTARD AAARGH.
After pwning my runny nose by lying on my back, I finally fell asleep. When I woke up, I was One of Them. One of the Ones who thought the earthquake was all some nutty dream. I knew better, and then the news was all LULZ QUAKE.

I get to school, and I was surprised that a lot of people had been asleep through it all, and were disappointed that they weren't able to feel it. But it was definitely the only thing people talked about all day. It didn't help that at 10:15, a 4.3 or something or other tremor shook my tech geometry class. We were all going \o/ WEE LOOK AT US WE'RE IN AN EARTHQUAKE.
No, none of us got under our desks. I later realized I was DOIN IT WRONG cause I didn't throw myself to the ground to DO A BARREL ROLL.

So today was enjoyable. I'm hoping more aftershocks occur, cause those are fun. And I hope I'm out on a walk and feel it, cause I WILL barrel roll.. Fo sho.

In other news, I hate everyone but 1 (2 if you count the little sister) person in my anime club. They did some stupid shit yesterday and it made ME look bad. Luckily, the sponser teacher is one of the greatest people ever to teach anyone ever, so he's all "I know you didn't have anything to do with this,"

And so it was.

P.S. I haet u all, futtbuckers >: (

i can has earthquake, i haet u all, do a barrel roll, doin it wrong

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