Was feeling a bit smug at work yesterday, when hearing other people's tales of Yuletide sickness as this was the first Christmas that I haven't had a cold for years. And then, mid-morning I got the worst stomach cramps and pains - I tried to last it out but had to give up after lunch.
Today I hear about this b*stard
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7169347.stm -which is the sod that has left me curled up for the last two days.
Knew I'd spoken too soon.