I had a doctor's appointment this morning. I got up, went to Wilkinsburg, yadda yadda yadda. When I was done I still had a fair amount of time to play with before I went swimming, so I figured I'd go home, pee, check my email, and just generally hang out for a bit. I walked in my door and headed for the stairs, and then all of a sudden it was ( Monkey Fighting Snakes on a Monday to Friday Plane ... )