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next sunday the thirteenth of JUNE. is my birthday party. because i am eighteen. and you are all invited. obviously i understand some of you live very far away. you are allowed to not come. but if you wanna make the trek over sea and land then you'll be warmly received.
the rest of you, who do not live sufficiently far away, are NOt allowed to not come: be at the hot house at 7pm sharpish s'il vous plait. and can you let me know if you are definitely coming? you better be. or i'll cry. or turn it into a scene from battle royale.
and yes, it is the same day as the england-france match. BUT do not fret, for there will be a tv with the football on for all you hooligans. so now you have no excuse for not being there.
reply to this or face my wrath. reply to it even just to say hello if you want to.
mmm i smell barbeque. might go invite myself over the neighbours...
REPLY
thankyou for listening <3
next sunday the thirteenth of JUNE. is my birthday party. because i am eighteen. and you are all invited. obviously i understand some of you live very far away. you are allowed to not come. but if you wanna make the trek over sea and land then you'll be warmly received.
the rest of you, who do not live sufficiently far away, are NOt allowed to not come: be at the hot house at 7pm sharpish s'il vous plait. and can you let me know if you are definitely coming? you better be. or i'll cry. or turn it into a scene from battle royale.
and yes, it is the same day as the england-france match. BUT do not fret, for there will be a tv with the football on for all you hooligans. so now you have no excuse for not being there.
reply to this or face my wrath. reply to it even just to say hello if you want to.
mmm i smell barbeque. might go invite myself over the neighbours...
REPLY
thankyou for listening <3