Mount Sinai Hospital, NYC - Tuesday Morning

[hoorayimrich]

Coming to with a freaking breathing tube down your throat was possibly the least fun thing Tony could remember. Well. Okay, maybe that wasn't accurate anymore, but it definitely ranked in the top ten

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[longislandiceme]

Bobby really hated hospitals. Which... totally explained why he skipped the door an was instead crawling through the *window* to visit Tony.

"Hey," he greeted, all casual like he hadn't just snuck into a hospital room via window. "You look *fantastic*."

[tiny phone slowplay, deeeeal with it.]

[hoorayimrich]

And there went Tony's water cup! "Christ, Bobby. I thought you were a paparazzi."

[longislandiceme]

"... Sorry," bobby said sheepishly, belatedly realizing that not everyone went from the X-Men's rule book when it came to considering windows a normal sort of entry point. "I'm not the biggest fan of hospitals." Because everyone else loved them so much, really.

[hoorayimrich]

Who was he? Spider-Man?

"You and me both, man. I think someone might murder me if I try to escape now, though."

Or, you know, he'd pop stitches and bleed out in a messy, messy pile of emo teenager.

[longislandiceme]

...well, no, but they were pretty amazing friends?

Bobby just gave Tony the side-eye at that comment, because yeah. "Think you might do the job *for* them if you tried to leave anytime soon," he pointed out.

[hoorayimrich]

Amazing.

"I could steal a wheel chair." Yeahno.

[longislandiceme]

"No," Bobby vetoed that. "Because by the time you got around to giving it back, it'd be equipped with a rocketpack." Even Xavier's chair didn't have a rocketpack, yeesh.

[hoorayimrich]

Tony managed to raise an eyebrow at that. "Did you bring me a pocket knife?"

[longislandiceme]

"You're SOL there, pal," Bobby said, spreading his hands out, palms-up. "You may just have to deal with being stuck here for a couple more days." A beat. "But hey, it could be worse. At least you didn't wake up with any strange wildlife this time around." Unlike nearly every time they'd gone drinking together.

[hoorayimrich]

"...true." A beat. "Remind me to never let you go drinking with us again."

[longislandiceme]

Bobby snorted at that. "Hey, could just as much be your fault, buddy. Maybe we shouldn't let you come anymore."

[hoorayimrich]

"Who'd pay for drinks?"

[longislandiceme]

"War," Bobby said with a shrug. If not the one from Fandom, Bobby was sure he could pester the other one to "lend" him money.

[hoorayimrich]

Meeeean.

"I see how it is," Tony joked. "Easy to get rid of the billionaire."

[longislandiceme]

"Wouldn't say that, exactly," Bobby said dryly, giving Tony a pointed look. Sure, he looked a bit chewed up and spit out, but he was still here, wasn't he?

[hoorayimrich]

EXCEPT FOR ALL THIS MANLY PAIN.

Tony sighed a laugh, making a face at the pain of it. "I should be out by the weekend."

Hopefully.