low cut top + pool table = bad

Mar 20, 2010 02:05

I have learned a valuable lesson tonight, when a friend calls you around midnight to meet her, her husband and some friends, it will always end in laughter, confusion, and sometimes criminal misdemeanors. I've learned that when a man says he has "your name" tattooed on his ass, that there is a small percent chance that he isn't kidding. Also, to not encourage his perverted conversations and innuendos cause he is dead serious. But since I didn't have to pay for drinks I can say it was all worth it. Oh, and when you get a bunch of military men together, there is an epic level of bromance that can later be used as blackmail.
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