Poor kid. Just like Harry Potter was stygmatized at 'The Boy Who Lived', Radcliffe is going to be seen as this character. Did you watch the Tony Awards? He was handing out one of the awards with another person. Now, he's going on Broadway to star in Equis where he bares all, and still, when he opens the envelope to announce who won, the other person comments, 'Like magic'.
I am a foreigner to your country and your American ways. What time does it start?
Well then, I guess I'll have to remove my piercings.
Let me see. That one hour could be like hell for me. Autographs. Taking pictures. Asking me to perform. Then again... it could be good for publicity...
You'll probably have housewives chasing you around a bit. Hit on their husbands, they'll keep their distance if you make it clear you aren't interested in them.
There should be. I'm not sure if you'll be labeled as a pedophile if you try to join the kids, though.
You live where? Middle class suburbia? They're not really known for their liberal views. Just like me being accused of being a pedophile, if I were to hit on people's husbands, I'll most likely be beaten up.
I could always bring Mildred. Once I introduce them to her as my wife, that should take care of any clinging housewives.
Except maybe for the desperate ones. Who secretly run websites dedicated to me, and write fiction starring myself and them as the main characters...
Poor kid. Just like Harry Potter was stygmatized at 'The Boy Who Lived', Radcliffe is going to be seen as this character. Did you watch the Tony Awards? He was handing out one of the awards with another person. Now, he's going on Broadway to star in Equis where he bares all, and still, when he opens the envelope to announce who won, the other person comments, 'Like magic'.
I am a foreigner to your country and your American ways. What time does it start?
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Even better. It starts at two. Feel free to bring a date.
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Show business can be brutal. I should know.
It sounds like a PG-rated rave.
Speaking about show business, I wonder if I'd be recognized?
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You probably will, they'll stop harassing you after an hour or so.
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Well then, I guess I'll have to remove my piercings.
Let me see. That one hour could be like hell for me. Autographs. Taking pictures. Asking me to perform. Then again... it could be good for publicity...
Do you think there will be a slip-n-slide?
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There should be. I'm not sure if you'll be labeled as a pedophile if you try to join the kids, though.
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You live where? Middle class suburbia? They're not really known for their liberal views. Just like me being accused of being a pedophile, if I were to hit on people's husbands, I'll most likely be beaten up.
I could always bring Mildred. Once I introduce them to her as my wife, that should take care of any clinging housewives.
Except maybe for the desperate ones. Who secretly run websites dedicated to me, and write fiction starring myself and them as the main characters...
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I think you better should, she has a way with calming people down.
You'll have to wear running shoes, then... it's the only way you'll be able to get away from them.
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No we can't. I don't want to go through all that dental work again.
She really, really does. She's magical that way.
We can do a remake of the opening scene from A Hard Day's Night.
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Then it's settled, you'll have to bring her along.
We could, but I'm a terrible actress. You might have to find someone else to be a part of the cast.
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Surely, you've heard of the stereotype of British people with bad teeth? I was among them.
Let me give her a ring.
Would you at least hold the camera?
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Good. :)
Of course!
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YEAH, BABY!
Does this mean you have an oral fixation?
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Don't make me hurt you, Neil...
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Oooooo... hurt me, oh hurt me PLEASE!
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Go dance the Masochistic Tango somewhere else...
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