When have I ever been such a prude you make you think that?
I will not deny you your right to see men dressing as women. If I laugh, though, please, put your hand over my mouth so that no one thinks I'm making fun of anyone.
If I was a gay man, Darling, we'd miss out on the fun of Las Vegas and be stuck in California. I will look excellent in that tux, I'm sure it will make my hair stand out wonderfully.
That is what I figured. Why have sex when we can let a stage full of people do it for us?
How about you dictate the events we see, and I make sure that the food we eat and the times in between are wonderful?
Mum's been bothering me about when we were going to marry for years. Apparently, after I proved you wouldn't lead me into a life of drugs, she became determined to see us at the chapel, and simply laughed at the argument that you were gay, and said it didn't matter.
You might want to stay away from dad, though. He's learning how to move faster with his cane.
I agree wholeheartedly.
And, yes, the snacks will be provided by yours truely.
Elvis will have a heart attack, Darling. Quite fitting, really.
Oh certainly. She's never explained to me why, though, it might have something to do with not being able to give you a good lecture unless you are legally a part of the family. She was always wary of preaching to those who weren't related.
Darling, had I bought him that wheel chair, the entire city of Nottingham would be rubbing their shins and threatening his life.
When have I ever been such a prude you make you think that?
I will not deny you your right to see men dressing as women. If I laugh, though, please, put your hand over my mouth so that no one thinks I'm making fun of anyone.
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That is only because I absolutely loathe ironing my clothes. I always tend to burn my fingers.
That settles it, we are definitely going to see it. If I am lauhging this hard now, it certainly will be worth it.
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That is what I figured. Why have sex when we can let a stage full of people do it for us?
How about you dictate the events we see, and I make sure that the food we eat and the times in between are wonderful?
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Mum's been bothering me about when we were going to marry for years. Apparently, after I proved you wouldn't lead me into a life of drugs, she became determined to see us at the chapel, and simply laughed at the argument that you were gay, and said it didn't matter.
You might want to stay away from dad, though. He's learning how to move faster with his cane.
I agree wholeheartedly.
And, yes, the snacks will be provided by yours truely.
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Oh certainly. She's never explained to me why, though, it might have something to do with not being able to give you a good lecture unless you are legally a part of the family. She was always wary of preaching to those who weren't related.
Darling, had I bought him that wheel chair, the entire city of Nottingham would be rubbing their shins and threatening his life.
Chocolate it is!
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Sadly, I agree. Stephanie will be tremendously happy that you're her brother-in-law...just you wait. I agree with keeping our own surnames as well.
I try.
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It is, to my belief, that your father will be rolling in his grave. Which is far better revenge than giving him a heart attack.
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I think it could be managed. It is Vegas, afterall.
You've been out of your tree for years, I am surprised that it is taking him a wedding to notice it.
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