Mmmm... I was actually thinking of renting a 50's style tux, but now that you mention it...
Well, you mentioned something earlier about no rumpling of clothes.
Will do, although if you laugh, I think it'll be alright. They're men imitating female celebrities... they have Joan Rivers and Judy Garland. Here's a website. http://www.rivierahotel.com/entertainment_lacage.asp
If I was a gay man, Darling, we'd miss out on the fun of Las Vegas and be stuck in California. I will look excellent in that tux, I'm sure it will make my hair stand out wonderfully.
That is what I figured. Why have sex when we can let a stage full of people do it for us?
How about you dictate the events we see, and I make sure that the food we eat and the times in between are wonderful?
Mum's been bothering me about when we were going to marry for years. Apparently, after I proved you wouldn't lead me into a life of drugs, she became determined to see us at the chapel, and simply laughed at the argument that you were gay, and said it didn't matter.
You might want to stay away from dad, though. He's learning how to move faster with his cane.
I agree wholeheartedly.
And, yes, the snacks will be provided by yours truely.
Well, I need to be demure for the ceremony. A white wedding and everything. We'll certainly make a statement to the Elvis minister this way. He won't know what to do with himself.
She did? That's not the response I imagined, but then again, I'm always thinking the worst of people. Call it a knee-jerk reaction I inherited from my father.
I'm lucky that you didn't get your father that electric wheel chair, or else I'd be a goner.
Elvis will have a heart attack, Darling. Quite fitting, really.
Oh certainly. She's never explained to me why, though, it might have something to do with not being able to give you a good lecture unless you are legally a part of the family. She was always wary of preaching to those who weren't related.
Darling, had I bought him that wheel chair, the entire city of Nottingham would be rubbing their shins and threatening his life.
Mmmm... I was actually thinking of renting a 50's style tux, but now that you mention it...
Well, you mentioned something earlier about no rumpling of clothes.
Will do, although if you laugh, I think it'll be alright. They're men imitating female celebrities... they have Joan Rivers and Judy Garland. Here's a website. http://www.rivierahotel.com/entertainment_lacage.asp
Oh Lord, I'm giggly just reading about it.
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That is only because I absolutely loathe ironing my clothes. I always tend to burn my fingers.
That settles it, we are definitely going to see it. If I am lauhging this hard now, it certainly will be worth it.
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This is why I love you. If only you were a gay man. Here is the tux I was thinking of getting - it's turquoise, so it'll be a nice contrast to the pink Cadillac. http://www.vintagecostumers.com/formalwearmens/formalwearm19.jpg
WELL THEN, Zumanity it is! With all the sex on stage, we can count that as the consummation of our marriage.
Yay! Now, if there is something you'd like to do, let me know, because I don't want to be the only one dictating our trip.
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That is what I figured. Why have sex when we can let a stage full of people do it for us?
How about you dictate the events we see, and I make sure that the food we eat and the times in between are wonderful?
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If you were a gay man, who's to say we wouldn't be going to the Gay Chapel of Las Vegas? What kind of dress were you thinking of?
I just thought of the reason why I haven't asked you to do this before - your parents would kill me.
A stage full of gorgeous, flexible people, through whom we can live our fantasies... yes, that sounds about right. I wonder if we can bring in snacks?
Deal. That includes snacks.
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Mum's been bothering me about when we were going to marry for years. Apparently, after I proved you wouldn't lead me into a life of drugs, she became determined to see us at the chapel, and simply laughed at the argument that you were gay, and said it didn't matter.
You might want to stay away from dad, though. He's learning how to move faster with his cane.
I agree wholeheartedly.
And, yes, the snacks will be provided by yours truely.
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Well, I need to be demure for the ceremony. A white wedding and everything. We'll certainly make a statement to the Elvis minister this way. He won't know what to do with himself.
She did? That's not the response I imagined, but then again, I'm always thinking the worst of people. Call it a knee-jerk reaction I inherited from my father.
I'm lucky that you didn't get your father that electric wheel chair, or else I'd be a goner.
Chocolate. Please.
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Oh certainly. She's never explained to me why, though, it might have something to do with not being able to give you a good lecture unless you are legally a part of the family. She was always wary of preaching to those who weren't related.
Darling, had I bought him that wheel chair, the entire city of Nottingham would be rubbing their shins and threatening his life.
Chocolate it is!
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We can't tell them before hand. If anything, I should go in first in drag, since I make a more convincing female than you do a male.
Despite these facts, your family is much more adorable than mine. We'll have to keep our own surnames, for professional reasons.
You're too good to me.
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Sadly, I agree. Stephanie will be tremendously happy that you're her brother-in-law...just you wait. I agree with keeping our own surnames as well.
I try.
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We'll have to buy the CD recording of our ceremony, since you know people will want to see it.
I only wish my father was alive to witness this. Maybe then I could give him a heart attack.
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It is, to my belief, that your father will be rolling in his grave. Which is far better revenge than giving him a heart attack.
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And wedding photos, too.
I wonder if we could rent that pink Caddy for the weekend?
Harrison for one thinks I'm out of my tree. I just mentioned to him our plans, since he asked why we wanted to use the mirror tomorrow.
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I think it could be managed. It is Vegas, afterall.
You've been out of your tree for years, I am surprised that it is taking him a wedding to notice it.
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I'll say both (laughter and horror) depending on the individual.
Everything's possible in Vegas, isn't it?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
That's exactly the argument I gave him.
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Except for marriage, darling.
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