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Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car

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So, I had my dinner and craved dessert. We've got a wee pie, but that's for Christmas. Then I remembered we had eggnog. Mmmm...sweet, sinfully delicious eggnog. Eggnog with rum. Bliss. I waited a bit, building up the anticipation so it wasn't over too quickly. Then I got out just the right glass, the perfect size and shape, and took the 'nog ( Read more... )

Do these creep anyone else out as much as they do me? O_o

( cut to hide them even from me )

I'm trying to find a "Dr. Ifty," because that's the name they dictated. Lo and behold, this is what the name really is:

Jainulabdeen J. IfthikharuddinYowza! No wonder they call him/her Dr. Ifty, eh? Imagine having that name when you're first learning to write as a wee one. I would have thrown down my pencil in frustration. :D ( Read more... )

Were you aware that there's a Climax, New York? Seeing as how my mind is pretty much perpetually in the gutter, I find this extremely amusing.

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Here he explains the reason behind the Italian man stripping off for George Clooney at the press conference. What a bunch George and his buddies are!!

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Extra-long sleeves! *swoons*

Apparently The Belt didn't score a trip to Venice this time. Darn. I miss it. :D


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Nah, he's not making a comeback. This is a rather unique was of trying to avoid the paparazzi. I really had to laugh. Can't blame the guy for trying, but I don't think this method is going to work, do you? Although maybe it will; maybe it will catch on.

Hmm . . . how do they really know who it is?


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